On the eighth day God was looking down over his creation when he spotted Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
He says to them: "I've got a couple of leftovers which I might as well hand out to you. I can't decide who should have what, so the person who shouts loudest gets the first choice. The first item is a thing that allows you to pee standing up."
Adam immediately jumps up and down shouting: "Me, me, I want that." So God gives it to him.
"Damn," thinks Eve. "That sounds really good. I should have shouted louder."
"Oh well," says God. "I'm afraid all I have left is this multiple org*sm."
2007-09-08 13:03:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Where are men's brains, lol.!!
Great joke so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Fidgety.!!!
2007-09-09 11:37:28 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is travelling through my address book right now & by snail-mail for the less advantaged!
Cheers fidgety!.
ps: Do you ever sleep, I wonder? If not, is it because you have funny dreams?
lol!!
2007-09-08 20:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaaaa, very funny honey, your probably will get a V notice for this one lol
2007-09-08 20:19:32 · answer #3 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-08 20:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! I love all ur jokes Fidgityfingers!
2007-09-08 20:07:17 · answer #5 · answered by Forksided 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
great! i luv all ur jokes... even though u posted ur last 1 4 2nie already...keep posting! LMAO!!
2007-09-08 21:48:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm giving you a star just cos i love your name
:D
2007-09-08 20:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by billy b 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i bet she said thank god ha ha, star for you.
2007-09-08 20:11:06 · answer #8 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute don't you just love what we got
2007-09-08 20:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
teeheehee
2007-09-09 02:05:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋