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In Genesis 3:1-7 where it talks about Satan telling Eve that if she eats the fruit, her eyes are bound to be opened being like God, knowing good and evil did he truly lie to her? Upon eating the fruit they became aware of being naked and felt ashamed. So it seems to me he told the truth, their eyes were opened. I am being serious and request only serious answers please. I have wondered this for a long time, how is it perceived as lying? Thanks!

2007-09-07 05:20:27 · 16 answers · asked by Elphaba 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Darned If I Know

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Darned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

2007-09-07 05:20:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

look at my name what do u think the cp part means closest wins 10 points

2007-09-07 05:20:15 · 9 answers · asked by Captain Awesome (Superhero) 2 in Words & Wordplay

For me, I guess that'd be my bank account

2007-09-07 05:20:08 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think that is what they are called.
The ones that appear in blue and when you click on them they take you to a web page.

2007-09-07 05:19:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

2007-09-07 05:19:35 · 5 answers · asked by diamondeyesx 3 in Theater & Acting

I was looking on KBB at a particular car and it says $265/mo @ 6.25 interest . This is fixed, right?

2007-09-07 05:19:32 · 7 answers · asked by katie 2 in Buying & Selling

We have one vendor at work we use that pretty much refuses to give us any documentation of sales with them. They say to just use our charge statement. Were we to be audited would these statements be enough?

2007-09-07 05:19:20 · 4 answers · asked by Sheri G 2 in United States

I'm cooking a medditeranian chicken tonight :-) Thanks all.

2007-09-07 05:19:05 · 6 answers · asked by Mommy To Leila 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

You would be an atheist if not for your parents indoctrinating you with their respective religious beliefs. If no one spoke a word about god or religion to you, you would go through life abiding by the laws of nature alone. Isn't this proof enough that religion is bogus?

2007-09-07 05:19:01 · 37 answers · asked by mutterhals 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-07 05:18:40 · 15 answers · asked by Junior 4 in Polls & Surveys

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every

year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter".

Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is

fifty dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars".


One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther,

I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get

another chance. "Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty

dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars".


The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal.

I'll take the both of you for a ride, If you can stay quiet for the

entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you!

But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars."


Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds

of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil

tricks over and over again, but still not a word


When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly,

I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.

I'm Impressed!"

Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something

when Esther fell out, but you know --
fifty dollars is fifty dollars."

2007-09-07 05:18:39 · 14 answers · asked by Heather 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm talking about like.. a Carnival Cruise to the Caribbean or something.. and there's a dangerous situation like a bunch of escaped convicts or a zombie uprising.. what kinds of weapons are kept on board the ship? Are there guns? If so, where on the ship would they be kept? I'm writing a story and want to be accurate.

2007-09-07 05:18:34 · 6 answers · asked by moonwolf317 2 in Cruise Travel

I have windows update that needs done & need it to do it. I'm all new to this. Thanks!!

2007-09-07 05:18:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

1. A Christain becoming a Atheist.
2. An Atheist becoming a (fundy) Christian.
3. Someone who won't stray from their beliefs.

2007-09-07 05:18:17 · 18 answers · asked by †↓ѕіѕтея•матуІdа↓† 3 in Religion & Spirituality

He claims to be Mr. Grass Roots/small town community supporter with not a whole lot to say on the war or terrorism.

I get this strange feeling that Bush is using him as a puppet.

2007-09-07 05:18:15 · 15 answers · asked by Seedna 4 in Elections

Sometimes without any reasons or any problems i get moody. I was curious is that something wrong with me or is it just normal for a teenager to have that emotions quite frequent in a week or even months. I know that having these emotion give made me no appetite for foods and even skip my meals. I wonder is that something wrong with me or just normal for a human beings. I really need guidance.

2007-09-07 05:18:13 · 11 answers · asked by Phoebe 2 in Mental Health

Me and Kate will probably meet next Saturday, so ideas are appreciated.

2007-09-07 05:17:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it 2007 everywhere in the world?

Its only really Christianity that believe Jesus was the son of God...so why would it be 2007 AD (After the death of Christ) in places that dont believe in Jesus

When did the world start using the same year system

2007-09-07 05:17:50 · 10 answers · asked by LumpyLizard 1 in History

is it just me or the internet browser on the ps3 is really slow??? i can't install yellow dog yet beacause they say that i'll have to have a hd tv for that... thanx...

2007-09-07 05:17:50 · 3 answers · asked by good boy... 3 in PlayStation

"Do you have a good English accent?" should the answer be "Yes I do" or " Yes I have"

2007-09-07 05:17:22 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Languages

I've just juiced some carrots and apples and the "stuff" left behind looks useful (maybe only for compost), but not sure what I can do with it. Any ideas or recipes?

2007-09-07 05:17:21 · 7 answers · asked by april 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-09-07 05:17:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

An old-time southern, hell fire & brimstone country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.

Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:
- a Bible, - a silver dollar, - a bottle of whiskey and - a Playboy magazine

I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up.

If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be!

If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too.

But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good, low down drunkard, and, Lord, help me.... What a shame that would be.

And worst of all..... if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin', no good bum."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps a s he entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table.

With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's Centerfold.

"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered, "he's gonna be a Congressman."

2007-09-07 05:17:18 · 11 answers · asked by Heather 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I want something different and kid friendly. No beef. Any ideas?

2007-09-07 05:17:10 · 11 answers · asked by sweetbeesma 5 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-09-07 05:17:02 · 2 answers · asked by Roger K 1 in Trivia

2007-09-07 05:16:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-09-07 05:16:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality