Darned If I Know
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Darned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
2007-09-07 05:20:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilarious
2007-09-07 05:26:41 · answer #1 · answered by intimadatein 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard that like a zillion times. Still funny though!
2007-09-07 12:30:11 · answer #2 · answered by Heather 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sooo funny! Here, have a star!
2007-09-07 12:28:48 · answer #3 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A show stopper..thanks
2007-09-07 12:49:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah!
2007-09-07 12:51:16 · answer #5 · answered by Yafooey! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it and still funny
2007-09-07 12:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute-sy man
2007-09-07 12:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by Melodé 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ehhh
2007-09-07 12:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by Ney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
been reading this b4..and i cicn't find it funny..now too...
2007-09-07 12:48:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is pretty funny!
2007-09-07 12:30:58 · answer #10 · answered by Janine C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋