Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every
year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter".
Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is
fifty dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars".
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther,
I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get
another chance. "Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty
dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars".
The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal.
I'll take the both of you for a ride, If you can stay quiet for the
entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you!
But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars."
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds
of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil
tricks over and over again, but still not a word
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly,
I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm Impressed!"
Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something
when Esther fell out, but you know --
fifty dollars is fifty dollars."
2007-09-07 05:18:39 · 14 answers · asked by Heather 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Morris and Esther were driving down the road, Esther was talking up a blue streak. Esther said "And another thing.." slammed her fist down, hit the door release handle and flew out. Fortunately she landed in some soft brush by the road and wasn't hurt. A policeman came along, picked her up and put her in the police car, she told him she fell out of the blue car ahead. After a mile or so, they caught up to Morris' car. He flagged Morris to pull over. "Did you know your wife fell out the car a couple miles back?" Morris replied, "Oh thank God I thought I went deaf"
2007-09-07 05:25:48 · answer #1 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha good one. I think xx after 50 years is very funny.
2016-04-03 08:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding!
2007-09-07 05:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by boldkevin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-09-07 05:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by intimadatein 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this one before and i still think that is very funny. i love it. Thank you.
2007-09-07 05:26:38 · answer #5 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very enjoyable.
2007-09-07 05:27:36 · answer #6 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so mean its funny though hhahahahahahahh
2007-09-07 05:58:27 · answer #7 · answered by asiab b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute
2007-09-07 05:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by twinklystar47 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it.
2007-09-07 05:23:35 · answer #9 · answered by thirsty mind 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE
2007-09-07 05:24:31 · answer #10 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋