All categories - 7 September 2007

paddy is late for bait with his mates down the mine. so after the usual enquiries the forman decides to go find him. deep down one of the shafts he find paddy hard at work cutting two channels in the roof of the shaft. "what r you doin paddy" said the forman, "Im cutting these channels into the roof for my donkey " paddy said. "why " asked the forman. "Because his ears are rubbing on the roof and they are red raw" said paddy. the forman looked at the long tunnel and the channels paddy had carved into the rock and said"why dont you dig the soft earth paddy" to which paddy replied " Dont be stupid , its his ears that are sore not his feet"

2007-09-07 09:00:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-07 09:00:52 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That, hopefully, won't cost me an arm and a leg. (Looking to spend anywhere from $2-$10). I've already searched Walmart and Target. I need it as soon as possible, so online isn't an option.

2007-09-07 09:00:45 · 8 answers · asked by kalasin159 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-09-07 09:00:40 · 4 answers · asked by Macgyver with Crosby 4 in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-09-07 09:00:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-09-07 09:00:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my husband walked out don't love me anymore, Altho my daughter is not his, and house is in his name, i still put lots of money into doing it up, he want me to buy him out, if only it was that easy.
He earns 500 a week i am a student nurse, i know i can stay in the house but what will happen if i can't buy him out, would they accept me pay half of mortgage, till ready to move.
As he can afford another home i can't, i don't see why i should striggle buy him out when he earns all this money. I know it should be half an half but i can't afford it yet, why should i be pushed, he walked couldn handle marriage why should i suffer.
Any advice please

2007-09-07 09:00:24 · 15 answers · asked by princes23 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-09-07 09:00:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(From Matthew 5:14) Or did Jesus give them something BEFORE the Sermon on the Mount to light them up?

Puzzle from http://gospelenigma.com

2007-09-07 09:00:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-07 09:00:11 · 7 answers · asked by alsorts 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-07 09:00:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

= for a character =

I need some middle names to go with Delilah, last name Moore. It's a wealthy family, and I'd like something very feminine ^_^ but I can't seem to find anything that flows well!

Thankyou for your help!

2007-09-07 09:00:08 · 34 answers · asked by antigone0rising 2 in Baby Names

2007-09-07 09:00:05 · 6 answers · asked by Ktcyan 5 in Politics

I know it is completley normal for guys to look at nudy pics and porn but it bothers me and makes me feel insecure, now he tells me that he loves the way i look, and i check the history on the internet to see what sites he has been on, he says that he hates when i check up on him but i dont like when he does it but it helps me if i know what it is that he is exactly looking at..i know its normal for guys to look and even if they have the hottest girl ever they will still look..any tips on how to make my insecurities go away or at least help them or any tips on anything that could help it not bother me?? PLease answer we have fought many times about this and i want it to go away but it seems whatever i do it starts bothering me again.

2007-09-07 08:59:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-09-07 08:59:33 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

ok the problem is this: Seven people meet and shake hands with one another. how many handshakes occur?

2007-09-07 08:59:21 · 11 answers · asked by Kiid23 3 in Homework Help

PATRICIA, no, Jo ANNE,no, WALLY, no, followed by the names of various pets names , finally YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING TOO!!!

I would sweetly say, Mom, you named be Shary, she accused me of being a smart mouth, I still think it is funny though

2007-09-07 08:59:19 · 48 answers · asked by slk29406 6 in Senior Citizens

2007-09-07 08:59:15 · 8 answers · asked by carol c 2 in Vegetarian & Vegan

I hate it... My head is throbbing!

2007-09-07 08:59:15 · 25 answers · asked by Marie 5 in Polls & Surveys

A 1/4 -mile track for racing stock cars consists
of two semicircles connected by parallel straightaways (see
the figure). In order to provide sufficient room for pit crews,
emergency vehicles, and spectator parking, the track must enclose an area of 100,000 square feet. Find the length of the
straightaways and the diameter of the semicircles to the nearest foot. Recall: The area A and circumference C of a circle of diameter d are given by A= pie times diameter squared divided by 4 and c= pie times diameter.


i do not know how to get it into an equation although i have been shown some suggestions and even once into the equation i do no know how to solve... can someone please fully help me...

i do not know how to work problems with the substitution method, if someone would be so kind to work it out maybe i can see and learn... I am a visual learner

here is the diagram
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y294/joetta/cart.jpg

2007-09-07 08:59:10 · 2 answers · asked by joetterb 3 in Mathematics

It seems like every news story i read EVEN IF ITS FROM A CONSERVATIVE-LEANING SOURCE seems to indicate that Conservative "Ideals" are on a rise in the US. what do you think?

2007-09-07 08:59:07 · 16 answers · asked by jimmy j 2 in Politics

Seemed simple enough, but I'm getting a really big number:

"The noise produced by a resistor is to be amplified by a noiseless amplifier having a voltage gain of 75 and a bandwidth of 100kHz. A sensitive meter at the output reads 240 uV rms. Assuming operation at 37 C, calculate the resistor's resistance."

So I used this equation: en (noise voltage) = sqrt ( 4kT * delta f*R)

Using that, I had:
240 x 10^-6 = sqrt ( 4 * 310 K * (1.38 x 10^-23 J/K)*(100 x 10^3)*R)

When I solved for R, I got an answer of 3.3661 x 10^7 ohms, which is wayyy more than the given answer of 5.985k ohms. Does anyone know what I did wrong? Thanks!

2007-09-07 08:58:57 · 2 answers · asked by Galbadian 2 in Engineering

2007-09-07 08:58:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

stories please

2007-09-07 08:58:53 · 1 answers · asked by grey_worms 7 in Dancing

2007-09-07 08:58:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a problem wondering about the paint on the childrens spoons, plates, etc. A problem about what is in the metal of the appliances. Or the non scratch surfaces on no stick pans. Since the are produced with toxic chemicals. And in the plastics. And the non flamable additives in our plastics & clothing.

Don't you think that the US companies having these products made in China be responsible for any possible safety hazards of them? Sort term & long term?

2007-09-07 08:58:48 · 7 answers · asked by LottaLou 7 in Politics

Can anyone tell me what this means? I have always had pure blooded dogs but most have came from shelters and didnt have papers. And the others didnt have stud book parents on their papers. I was given a dog with papers, on them his parents are listed in a stud book. Does this mean they are good breeders, (even though Im not looking to breed him for a long while!if there are no problems with health) would my male be a good breeder baring no health problems? No jerks just tring to increase my knowledge!

2007-09-07 08:58:43 · 2 answers · asked by luv my animals 3 in Dogs

SO I'm really considering going into the Marine Reserves. I actually enlist on Tuesday. I know how hard boot camp is going to be, and I'm preparing myself for the worst. I was told by my recruiter that the reserves will rarely ever go to Iraq or any other war zone, and that being a female, if I do get sent out, I won't even step foot onto the battlefield.

Things that my friends and family have told me:
- If you try to do two different things that two different drill instructors ask you, one of them will put you in a pit for not following THEIR order. And that the pit is filled with fleas and red fire ants.
- I WILL be sent to Iraq and possibly stay for up to 2 years
- I WILL have to go into combat, female or not
- The recruiters feed you a bunch of bullshit and will say anything just to get you to sign the dotted line

I really want to do this, but I want to remain INACTIVE all 4 years that I am enlisted and I do not want to go into combat of any sorts. What should I do?

2007-09-07 08:58:31 · 14 answers · asked by Ren 2 in Military

This miniseries was aired on tv in 1999 and is by Hallmark entertainment. They make so many great movies. I found The 10th Kingdom on peekvid...but I can't find any of the others.

2007-09-07 08:58:27 · 2 answers · asked by epiphany41 1 in Drama