paddy is late for bait with his mates down the mine. so after the usual enquiries the forman decides to go find him. deep down one of the shafts he find paddy hard at work cutting two channels in the roof of the shaft. "what r you doin paddy" said the forman, "Im cutting these channels into the roof for my donkey " paddy said. "why " asked the forman. "Because his ears are rubbing on the roof and they are red raw" said paddy. the forman looked at the long tunnel and the channels paddy had carved into the rock and said"why dont you dig the soft earth paddy" to which paddy replied " Dont be stupid , its his ears that are sore not his feet"
2007-09-07
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