take this for what it is...A JOKE...No offence Meant...
> A Somali arrives in Dublin as a new immigrant to Ireland.
> He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
> 'Thank you Mr. irish man for letting me in this country, giving me free
> housing, free food stamps, free medical care, free education and all
> wonderful social monetary benefits!'
> The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Polish.'
> The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
> 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Ireland!'
> The person says, 'I not Irish, I from Croatia.'
> The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops,
> shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Ireland!'
> That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Iran, I am not Irish!'
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Irish?'
> She says, 'No, I am from Iraq!'
> Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Irish people?'
> The Iraqi lady checks her watch and says............'Probably at work!'
>
2007-09-03
22:25:17
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