take this for what it is...A JOKE...No offence Meant...
> A Somali arrives in Dublin as a new immigrant to Ireland.
> He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
> 'Thank you Mr. irish man for letting me in this country, giving me free
> housing, free food stamps, free medical care, free education and all
> wonderful social monetary benefits!'
> The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Polish.'
> The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
> 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Ireland!'
> The person says, 'I not Irish, I from Croatia.'
> The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops,
> shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Ireland!'
> That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Iran, I am not Irish!'
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Irish?'
> She says, 'No, I am from Iraq!'
> Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Irish people?'
> The Iraqi lady checks her watch and says............'Probably at work!'
>
2007-09-03 22:25:17 · 16 answers · asked by vlf126 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im probably going to get a roasting for this BUT the Irish all over the world will understand where im coming from..ITS HARD TO MAKE 1 BILLION PEOPLE SMILE AND NOT OFFEND ANYONE
2007-09-03 22:32:57 · update #1
Have a star for being honest, and stuff the PC tossers.
2007-09-03 22:37:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Mmmm. The Irish have a very unique sense of humour, the friendliest race I have ever encountered, and have a unique way of finding humour in anything. More than that, they can laugh at themselves. So let's hope that political correctness never loses us our treasured Irish jokes. Having said that, yours are rather lame. Let's at least credit them with some decent jokes.
2016-04-03 02:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm half Cornish or to put it as it should be Kernow land. Talk to the Cornish if you can find one,in there land.!!!! and they know what your on about to.
At least the Irish haven't been forgotten.
no offence
2007-09-03 22:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by "!" 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one.
When I first heard this joke before it was Americans not Irish.
2007-09-03 22:30:40 · answer #4 · answered by Keith 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not Irish but thought it was good.
2007-09-03 23:07:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I am 100% Irish and I thought it was hilarious.
2007-09-03 22:55:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I'm OK with this it made me laugh, although I'd heard with an Englishman, starred.
2007-09-03 23:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ahhhh, ur just having a craick to be sure.
Hiddly diddly dee potatoes!!!
2007-09-03 23:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by jennijan 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well i thought it was good mate! really hope thats made you feel heaps better and also hope you dont get a roasting..
2007-09-03 22:55:52 · answer #9 · answered by Foxie 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was funny its a joke ppl shouldn't take offence to it
2007-09-03 22:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by chicanaGirl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋