All categories - 3 September 2007

bit lame i know but here goes....

Little Johnny's parents had tried everything to help his math grade: tutors, flash cards, "Hooked on Math," special learning centers, everything. Finally, they enrolled him in the local Catholic school.

The very first day, he came home with a very serious look on his face, went straight to his room, and started studying. His mother was amazed. Books and paper were spread out everywhere and Little Johnny was hard at work.

As soon as dinner was through, he marched right back up to his room without a word and studied some more.

This went on for weeks until Little Johnny proudly brought home his report card and showed it to his parents: an A in Math!

"Johnny! This is great! I'm so proud of you! Son, what was it? What helped motivate you? Was it the nuns?" Little Johnny shook his head.

"Well, then, was it the books? The discipline? The structure? The uniforms? What?"

2007-09-03 00:28:58 · 16 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Jokes & Riddles

if anybody writes "because we are" you'll fell my wrath

2007-09-03 00:28:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

not taking the p#ss, serious question.

2007-09-03 00:27:50 · 18 answers · asked by Marlboro Man 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-03 00:27:26 · 7 answers · asked by Christopher C 2 in Polls & Surveys

but something a little more impressive. Thanks

2007-09-03 00:26:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boston

i forgot :( help please!

2007-09-03 00:24:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-09-03 00:24:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What happend to one of College Football's greatest traditions?, they haven't had a Heisman Trophy winner in a while, they keep opening up the season with a loss, just like this year for the 15th time, they haven't won a National Championship in almost 20 years, & why do so many people hate Notre Dame?, why are there so many USC fans?, I'm sure most USC fans are just being part of the band-wagon, because I remember the days when USC did not have Pete Carroll as Head Coach yet, & nobody even bothered talking about USC, anyway, back to the question, why hasn't Notre Dame been recruiting good players like they used to?, overall, what happend to College Football's most storied program?

2007-09-03 00:24:46 · 12 answers · asked by introvertedguy06 6 in Football (American)

2007-09-03 00:24:37 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I mean, it is not correct, and there are other countries there, Canada and Chile, and many many others, and they are all in Americas. Shouldn't they start calling them Usaricans, or Statans, or something different rather than Americans?

2007-09-03 00:24:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-03 00:24:22 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Singles & Dating

2007-09-03 00:24:11 · 16 answers · asked by larry m 3 in Hunting

I desperatly need to remove this scar..doctor said it will eventually fade away but its been almost 3 months and nothing s happenin! i had this Ancient Chinese Therapy.. Accupuncture? i can't tell which kind it was but they were applying ignited needles to heat and to smoke specific skin areas. After the treatment it left blisters and then it turned out leaving a scar. I want it to fade completely..help! Any cream? scar remover? tnx.

2007-09-03 00:22:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

like, for instance, I queried the world being made in six days, and Mr. Religious (and there are many) said that the bible was written in a different language and could have been mis-read; six of our days being six million in another language; or, the far-fetched stories of three loaves and five fishes etc., was really 2,000 for each.
If it doesn`t fit, make it, or alter it. Is religion based on make-believe. What do you think? No quotes, no insults, no proof?
And `FAITH` does not count, that is just a way of saying: "I cannot prove it but I believe it."

2007-09-03 00:22:27 · 35 answers · asked by Montgomery B 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-03 00:22:17 · 28 answers · asked by abilashabe 1 in Diet & Fitness

And why are they your favourite band?

Part 2, do you like the Foo Fighters? Reasons behind answer please.

I personally love the Foo Fighters, amazing music, amazing live. Just wow !!!

Thanks in advance !

2007-09-03 00:21:14 · 22 answers · asked by vikky b 3 in Polls & Surveys

Uhh who is she and how do i find her???
Im looking for a loan to purchase a house or possibly a business loan..any help??

2007-09-03 00:21:11 · 2 answers · asked by Richie R 1 in Military

Describe the list of things you do from the time you wake up till you go to sleep?



Do you find yourself around many people to interact with much?

2007-09-03 00:21:06 · 17 answers · asked by Ron 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-03 00:20:54 · 4 answers · asked by Nesha 1 in Renting & Real Estate

i am an ocw and everytime i always have problem with my ecg results which usually cause delay on my deployment. i always exercise every other week and i have undergone thyroidectomy 24 years ago and am taking tablets to replace my thyroid needs.I have been to differenr doctors and nobody could give me a straight answer on how to get rid of it.

2007-09-03 00:20:14 · 5 answers · asked by anton 2 in Heart Diseases

Who in the same season scored for Man U (spits), saved a goal for newcastle (spits), and sang with boyzone?

2007-09-03 00:20:03 · 11 answers · asked by M1 5 in Trivia

The first person who says the same month which i am born will get the best answer. :)
btw i wont say my month until when i decide the best answer so no-one can cheat! :) xx

2007-09-03 00:19:45 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whats your fav pie?

2007-09-03 00:18:58 · 19 answers · asked by HiG/Sub Zero, RKO = God~! OS~! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-03 00:18:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-03 00:17:32 · 2 answers · asked by bluecaspian 2 in Photography

Male dominance is much more pronounced in rural areas then the urban, in today's soceity. This makes rural women (spouse) bear the brunt of frequent child births which are unplanned. There could be high % of women who never know what orgasm is. What is your comment?

2007-09-03 00:16:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

2007-09-03 00:16:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Elaborate on answers.

2007-09-03 00:16:11 · 12 answers · asked by eoc1000 2 in Psychology

2007-09-03 00:16:08 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality