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I'm supposed to be defining the word and explaining it. I'm not sure how to answer.

2007-08-30 07:54:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

Excerpts from the diary of a dog:

8:00 am. Oh boy, dog food --- my favorite 9:30 am. Oh boy, a car ride --- my favorite 9:40 am. Oh boy, a walk --- my favorite 10:30 am. Oh boy another car ride --- my favorite 11:30 am. Oh boy, more dog food --- my favorite 12:00 pm.
Oh boy the kids --- my favorite 1:00 pm. Oh boy, the yard --- my favorite 4:00 pm. Oh boy, the kids again --- my favorite 5:00 pm. Oh boy, dog food again
--
my favorite 5:30 pm. Oh boy, Mom --- my favorite 6:00 pm. Oh boy, playing ball --- my favorite 8:30 pm. Oh boy, sleeping in my master's bed --- my favorite

Excerpts from the diary of a cat:

Day 283 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I'm forced to eat dry cereal. I'm sustained by the hope of escape and the mild satisfaction I derive from ruining a few pieces of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. I attempted to kill my captors this morning by weaving through their walking feet. Nearly succeeded.

Must try this strategy at the top of the stairs. Seeking to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. Must try this on their bed. To display my diabolical disposition, I decapitated a mouse and deposited the headless body on their kitchen floor. They only cooed and condescended, patting my head and calling me a "strong little kitty." Hmm---- not working according to plan.
During a
gathering of their accomplices, they placed me in solitary confinement. I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of allergies. Must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other household captives are flunkies, perhaps snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems naively happy to return. He, is no doubt, a half-wit. The bird speaks with the humans regularly. Must be an informant. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal cage, his safety is assured, but I can wait. It is only a matter of time.

The day of the dog. The day of the cat. One content, the other conniving.
One
at peace, the other at war. One grateful, the other grumpy. Same house.
Same
circumstances. Same master. Yet two entirely different attitudes.

Attitude really does make a difference.

2007-08-30 07:54:46 · 10 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

or any other god? i mean, it seems that atheists just ignore it.

but if the tables were turned, would christians protest against it?

2007-08-30 07:54:42 · 25 answers · asked by Chippy v1.0.0.3b 6 in Religion & Spirituality

How do you know/tell when he's "the one" for you? Is it just this thing that suddenly hits you, like poof, I could be with this guy forever? Or is it like..."wow we work really well together, I think I could be with him forever" I mean....how do you know? Is it the inseperable feeling? I doubt all of my feelings ALWAYS, no matter who I'm with or what I do. I have this constant itch of unsatifaction in all that I do. So I wonder if I'll ever find the one. I am seeing someone ...that I look at ...and wonder if he could be the one for me, I love spending time with him, i'm always excited to see him/be with him, and it's never a dull moment, but I don't trust myself/my thoughts/feelings, and I always wonder whether I'm making the right move. I need some input on this! Please help! What is the soulmate feeling...if you've had it...or how you imagine it. Thanks

2007-08-30 07:54:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

What qualities or platforms will you be looking for in your state representative candidates in the 2008 election?

2007-08-30 07:54:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

2007-08-30 07:54:13 · 23 answers · asked by VoodooIS Doodoo23 1 in Polls & Surveys

Just curious how common people know the history.

2007-08-30 07:54:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

The answer is of course no, Jesus said we would be persecuted as he was. If you are a Christian you should be against the atheists and call them out, not fraternize with them!

2007-08-30 07:53:59 · 46 answers · asked by Saved by Grace 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-30 07:53:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm not Jewish, but I have a Jewish friend that operates a micro brewery. I came up with the name one evening, and we laughed about it. Now he's seriously considering it. We've already got a patent on the name!
What do you think?

2007-08-30 07:53:53 · 15 answers · asked by ramboweasle 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I have to give a 5 to 6 minute type of lecture on these two verser and I have no idea as to what to say...they gave me the hint faith and love. Please help!

2007-08-30 07:53:49 · 5 answers · asked by ... 2 in Religion & Spirituality

http://www.coolestpicture.com/weird%20tree1.jpg click to view.

2007-08-30 07:53:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Agasthya's march south..............hindu religious mythology......

2007-08-30 07:53:46 · 2 answers · asked by Chandrakal P 1 in Mythology & Folklore

2007-08-30 07:53:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I just got a blood test back saying that I have elevated Prolactin levels confirming my suspicians of PCOS and why I have been infertile. How can this be treated? Are there any symptoms?

2007-08-30 07:53:32 · 1 answers · asked by TennesseeGirl 2 in Women's Health

What does it mean?

2007-08-30 07:53:27 · 2 answers · asked by anthonypaullloyd 5 in Mathematics

I can't find the other source anywhere to check it out for myself, but the info is really good, and i would like to use it.

2007-08-30 07:53:22 · 3 answers · asked by omichels24 3 in Higher Education (University +)

I absolutely adore salsa and merengue and all latin dancing but I am just 18. Does anyone know of any good 18 and over clubs?

2007-08-30 07:53:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dancing

what gets wetter when it dries

2007-08-30 07:53:05 · 12 answers · asked by atari55 1 in Jokes & Riddles

How did it make u feel........

2007-08-30 07:53:01 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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help! im 15 & i hear about the gynecologist. my mom never told me about this. my grandma wants me to go. i know what goes on there! they look at you down there and they shove their hands up you! help! im so freaked out! i heard they put a speculum up you. how would that fit in your vagina? wont it hurt? i cant even handle tampons. how am i going to handle a speculum inside me? im not going. i know some people who never went in their life and they are okay. so im never going to go. i prolly dont have anything wrong with me.

2007-08-30 07:52:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

I presume you heard of his recent plead for money?

2007-08-30 07:52:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I may sound like all "new moms" but I really want to be the best mom I can be. I want to do so many thing with my little one but I'm afraid that she maybe to young. I read to her now but i'm wondering what I can do to make us closer and to be sure she is "average or above average" regarding development. Is that dumb? I just want to make sure she's up to date wtih all her developmental goals, she's not overweight and is constantly stimulated. My dad use to read to me ALOT when I was young and I've always loved to read as I got older. I hope to do the same with her. I just dont want to miss or forget anything.
I'm planning to take her to the botanical garden because, she like to look at the trees when we're outside..lol I know I probably sound like a crazy new mom but, I just dont want to make mistakes or regret not doing something. I want us to be close and education is vital. Any suggestions on toys, entertainment or activities that might be good for us?

2007-08-30 07:52:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

Your child found out the hard way to the point that, he would later developed POST TRUMATIC STRESS, and now get violent every time he sees you, what would you do?

I now have been stripped of my visitation rights and can't see my child without court approval, as a mother that really hurts.

The court order was issued, that informs me I have to abstain form any sexual contact all together for a period of 18 months and has an secretion test done every 2 months that will cost me $40 a month to get done.

The JUDGE (a woman) said I was a misguided woman/mother and view my sexuality as a primary need. I was informed "SHE COULD NOT STOP ME FROM HAVING SEX", but she could prevent, and even throw me in jail, PRESS CHARGES for violating a court order!

I'M GOING TO COMPLY WITH THE ORDER AND ABSTAIN FROM SEX SO I CAN HAVE VISITATION RIGHTS.
Why can't I be a sexual person with multiple partners if I want?

SO LET ME ASK YOU WOULD YOU GIVE THE LIFESTYLE UP TOTALLY FOR YOUR CHILD?

2007-08-30 07:52:51 · 25 answers · asked by April Snow 1 in Marriage & Divorce

snotty people on the phone? Especially when you are at work, and can't really yell at them?

2007-08-30 07:52:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi, my mother back in ,99 had a car accident and had to have a plate put in. After the surgery my mom was in horrible pain the doctor who did the surgery did an x-ray and said he could not see why she was in so much pain . she went to have second opinons and that just led us to this point this year my mom found out she had a ruptured disc and the bone where she her plate was wearing away she was sent to a surgeon and after looking at the MRI said the doctor who put the plate in did a shabby job ! i want to know in the state of Alabama how long after a surgery has been preformed can you sue the doctor ? I want him to lose his licence and not be able to practice medicine in any state . I don't want no other family to go threw what my family has ! Thank you & God Bless ,
Heather

2007-08-30 07:52:42 · 6 answers · asked by must_love_dogs_and_me 4 in Law & Ethics

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