DRUNKEN WISDOM
As a woman was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out at the grocery store, a man reeking of alcohol was standing behind her watching as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, You must be single.
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she was, indeed, single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status: A half-gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of lettuce, a can of coffee and a package of bacon.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, Well, you know what, youʼre absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that I was single?
Replied the drunk, Because youʼre ugly.
2007-08-29
00:49:15
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