DRUNKEN WISDOM
As a woman was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out at the grocery store, a man reeking of alcohol was standing behind her watching as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, You must be single.
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she was, indeed, single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status: A half-gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of lettuce, a can of coffee and a package of bacon.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, Well, you know what, youʼre absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that I was single?
Replied the drunk, Because youʼre ugly.
2007-08-29 00:49:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think its funny as F**K the ugly bit is mean but if she is really ugly she should be used to it!!
2007-08-29 02:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by TrickyNikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
alot of reading for a simple joke though
ahhh hell havent stared anyone in an hour
here ya go
peace to all nations and freedom to mankind
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2007-08-29 07:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by Dj Downunder 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Although I've heard this, and several variations before, I still think that it is a rude joke.
2007-08-29 07:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by Beau R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny heres a star
2007-08-29 07:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by Gemma M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LIKE U!!!!hahaha dont take it seriously cause its a joke too!!but funny your joke is funny!!!star(*)
2007-08-29 07:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by SeaN CHRISTIAN H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldy but a goody!
2007-08-29 07:53:55 · answer #6 · answered by ellusionary 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny...Have not heard that one in a while....
here is a star!!!!
2007-08-29 07:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by sunny1falling 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye good joke mate!!nice one
2007-08-29 07:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by azman5998 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! I like it.
2007-08-29 07:55:34 · answer #9 · answered by sandji 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!Thats not funny, its very cruel.
2007-08-29 07:54:48 · answer #10 · answered by Uh huh 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋