Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth (45) birthday, and I wasn't feeling Too hot that morning anyway.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife ........
Would be pleasant and say ? Happy Birthday, ?
And would probably have a present for me. She didn't even say ? Good Morning ! Let alone any ? Happy Birthday.?
I thought. Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember .?
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet : " Good Morning BOSS... Happy Birthday To You ...."
So I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. ........
Then, Janet knocked on my door said : You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me ...........?
I said : By George, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.?
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
We went out into the country to a little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said : You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we??
I said : No, I guess not ? She said : Let's go to my apartment.?
After arriving at her apartment she said : Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.?
Sure ! I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and,
In about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
Followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.
All were singing ? Happy Birthday ?
And there on the couch I sat... Naked.
2007-08-24
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