Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth (45) birthday, and I wasn't feeling Too hot that morning anyway.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife ........
Would be pleasant and say ? Happy Birthday, ?
And would probably have a present for me. She didn't even say ? Good Morning ! Let alone any ? Happy Birthday.?
I thought. Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember .?
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet : " Good Morning BOSS... Happy Birthday To You ...."
So I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. ........
Then, Janet knocked on my door said : You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me ...........?
I said : By George, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.?
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
We went out into the country to a little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said : You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we??
I said : No, I guess not ? She said : Let's go to my apartment.?
After arriving at her apartment she said : Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.?
Sure ! I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and,
In about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
Followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.
All were singing ? Happy Birthday ?
And there on the couch I sat... Naked.
2007-08-24 00:18:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gimme star if u like it pls!! thanks
2007-08-24 00:40:53 · update #1
Star given!!!
This is the best joke I have seen in weeks! You have any more???
Thanks for sharing.
2007-08-24 03:45:38 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 00:39:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVEITLOVEITLOVEIT.
ohmygosh that's the best thing i've heard on here for a long time.
2007-08-24 08:00:03 · answer #3 · answered by toastxcore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STAR...ty for the ROFL
2007-08-24 00:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by RobinRedBear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That'd be awkward!
2007-08-24 00:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by bjorn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha really funnie!!! star for you
2007-08-24 00:55:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
om goodness that is just to funny!!!!!
2007-08-24 00:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Dont Get it :/
Explain..
2007-08-24 05:26:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
NICE ONE
2007-08-24 01:20:25 · answer #9 · answered by Cool Sayali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww! hahaha! :]
2007-08-24 03:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by Karen B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋