All categories - 22 August 2007

Criminal steals lumber
A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked.

"What did you take?" his priest asked.

"Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake."

"This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?"

"No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber."

2007-08-22 05:53:51 · 10 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

And I am saying within 5 years...

Christianity obviosuly does due to the Biblical Prophetic Scriptures
for the 2nd coming of christ.

Orthodox Judaism does- As they see a Messiah even though they do not see him as Jesus Christ coming to reedem the world

Islam- Yes they think the Madji is on his way...


Relgious and non religious believe in the Mayan Prophecy as fullfillment *As the end of an age* coming to a higher degree of self as this system ends with the Calendar.

Is it just atheism and other pagan religions that do not believe we are in a End Times Scenario...

2007-08-22 05:53:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm fresh out of college and have begun to work full-time. When it comes to paying taxes next year, should I claim myself or should my parents claim me?

2007-08-22 05:53:01 · 7 answers · asked by nobosh.com 2 in United States

If not, then why doesn't he simply FORGIVE them? If everyone is meant to go to heaven, why not simply let everyone into heaven? They would believe once they got there and saw that it was true. And since he's all powerful wouldn't he be able to control anyone that would be unruly or indignant? So what keeps him from simply letting EVERYONE into heaven, regardless of beliefs? Human free-will has NOTHING to do with GOD'S FREE WILL. If he were just, then he wouldn't set or allow traps such as other religions and incompatible earthly evidence, but yet there it is: http://www.sacred-texts.com http://www.whatjewsbelieve.org http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com http://www.messiahtruth.org http://www.cnn.com evidence in abundance that the christian variety of theology is clearly wrong. If god wanted people to go to heaven, why would he allow this, but yet require faith in christianity as a requirement for admittance? Why give us a brain to reason if we're not meant to reason?

2007-08-22 05:53:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I like asian type movies like Train Man, The debut, Tae Guk Gi, House of flying daggers, etc etc . I like romantic asian movies and like war ones to any Tips on wat to rent?

2007-08-22 05:52:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-08-22 05:52:51 · 29 answers · asked by Sammy The Surfer 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-22 05:52:39 · 7 answers · asked by trancebabe 4 in Earth Sciences & Geology

I am. Please share your story with me?

2007-08-22 05:52:19 · 11 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

I met this guy a year ago at the local bar where he bartends,we seemed to have a connection and by the end of the night he asked for my number,so i gave it to him and left to go to a friends house,he is also friends with that person and found out i was there and came over,i ended up crashing on the couch and him on the floor,he drove me to my car the next morning.For the past year I go in the bar about once a month,he will either give me a hug,say hello,give me a free shot,always flirty towards me.once when i was leaving he yelled'i love you'but i kept walking out.I dont want to be another girl to him that hangsout there.escpecially considering i gave him my number a year ago and he never used it,but yet he acts like he likes me when im around.He invited me over his place late one night right before he was getting off,i had to refuse because i dont want to seem like im easy to give it up,how do i get him to pursue me in taking me out besides the bar or afterhours at his place?

2007-08-22 05:52:04 · 4 answers · asked by kelly k 1 in Singles & Dating

my son will be 7 years old soon...
is it possible he could be getting armpit hair already?
what would be the cause?
how do i STOP it??
i'm freaking out, and i don't want my "baby" to be growing up so fast.

the reason why i think it's armpit hair is i cleaned his armpit, and even rubbed it and the tiny black dots wouldn't come
off....

so, any suggestions/ideas/advice etc??? or if do you not think it's armpit hair, what is it then??

thanks in advance!! :0)

2007-08-22 05:51:58 · 10 answers · asked by who cares! 3 in Grade-Schooler

I'm a junior in college, I go to school 3 hours away from home. I haven't made hardly any friends here, I've made alot of "acquaintances" you could say, but no true friends. I'm ok with that because I have an amazing boyfriend of 1.5 years, and I do everything with him. He's my best friend here. I work here and I'm involved in a few clubs, but I don't have "friends" in those. I still just feel like something is missing. I pictured college to be so different then what it actually is. I'm pretty shy around people. I can be outgoing when I have to be, but I have hard time just flat out being myself around certain people. It's hard to make alot of "close friends" at college. I'm trying to make the most of it, I'm involved on campus, and I'm going to study abroad winter semester. I just feel like something is missing, and I don't know what, any suggestions? How do you make the most of your college experience?

2007-08-22 05:51:49 · 94 answers · asked by Consultant 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-08-22 05:51:41 · 4 answers · asked by lzhays 2 in United States

I am starting up a photography business and am not sure what the best way to advertise is. I don't have a lot of family or friends that are good at supporting people and helping with word of mouth. I can't figure out how to get any business. Any advice is more than helpful.

2007-08-22 05:51:32 · 12 answers · asked by missbabygator1983 3 in Weddings

well do u?

2007-08-22 05:51:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in MySpace

I just made a turtle website, anyone who has a turtle can go. I am making a lot of more pages right now and taking many more pics of my turtles so please come back to the site from time to time to see all the cool updates. Please leave a comment on here wheather you are going to the site or not. http://www.freewebs.com/redearsliderturtle96

Thanks for coming to my site everyone!

2007-08-22 05:51:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles

If you found a fur coat on a fountain, would you fight with the owner if you though you deserved it? (After all, finders keepers)

PS- a friend at school showed me this trick, and it took me a couple of tries to count all the F's (do not include the F's in the question or the PS, only in the additional details)

2007-08-22 05:51:05 · 16 answers · asked by Lucy 2 in Words & Wordplay

I am 5'3
a brunette
wears glasses
I am nice and caring.

2007-08-22 05:50:58 · 9 answers · asked by peace.live.love.laugh 4 in Singles & Dating

Does anyone know who will be the captain for USA team in Vegas?
Provide source, please!

2007-08-22 05:50:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

... these issues do not AFFECT you?

Shouldn't you concentrate on doing good things like feeding the poor, helping the homeless, finding cures for diseases, protecting our environment for our future generations, promoting tolerance and love...? You spend all your time arguing about things that aren't hurting anyone. I'll explain:

A gay couple gets married... how does that affect you at all? And besides, even if they don't get married, do you think that will cause them to turn straight? No, they'll still be gay.

How does fetal stem cell research affect you? We have thousands of embryos that are destroyed daily at fertilization clinics - why not use these for good instead of the garbage dump?

Euthanasia... is completely up to the person. It's their choice. If you don't want to die and would rather suffer through a terminal illness, go right ahead. No one's forcing euthanasia. Why worry about it?

2007-08-22 05:50:37 · 32 answers · asked by spike_is_my_evil_vampire 4 in Religion & Spirituality

It is always me sending the
e-mails and making the phone calls to my girlfriend. I always have to initiate everything. How do I know if she doesn't like me and just feels bad? it's kinda weird that she isn't putting effort into her half of the responsibilities that there is when being in a relationship.

2007-08-22 05:50:28 · 15 answers · asked by avalentin911 2 in Singles & Dating

Be specific.

2007-08-22 05:50:27 · 26 answers · asked by MMM 3 in Fashion & Accessories

You have to remove contacts!! I have had to drop 50 of them in the last week.....sorry if you were one. But I have a rat in the house!!

2007-08-22 05:50:20 · 11 answers · asked by Lori F 6 in Polls & Surveys

What causes the spleen to have pain? (in a 29 yr old male)
what would happen if a spleen was removed....as far as body function etc.?

2007-08-22 05:50:12 · 4 answers · asked by someone 5 in Other - Diseases

B) Are you an introvert or extravert?

2007-08-22 05:50:10 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

There is valentines day, mothers day

2007-08-22 05:50:07 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Valentine's Day

FORT WORTH, Texas (Reuters) - New course offering: a BA in humanities with a concentration in homemaking. Strictly for women only....courses are needed to arrest the collapse of the American family and society -- a view held by many conservative Christians in America.......

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2007-08-22 05:50:07 · 20 answers · asked by Holy Cow! 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I have apx. $15,000 to spend on a new to lightly used car. What would be the best bang for my buck? I'm not looking for a truck/van. Just a reliable, somewhat powerful, safe car.

2007-08-22 05:50:05 · 4 answers · asked by adorethasp 3 in Buying & Selling

My 6 month old still gets up twice a night and i was wondering if anyone had some advice on how to help him sleep throught the night.

2007-08-22 05:49:53 · 225 answers · asked by Baby0219 2 in Newborn & Baby