Criminal steals lumber
A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked.
"What did you take?" his priest asked.
"Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake."
"This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?"
"No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber."
2007-08-22 05:53:51 · 10 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Now that's funny!!!
Thanks for sharing.
2007-08-24 22:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 01:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by teresa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 15:36:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, thx for the laugh , keep posting
2007-08-22 17:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it
2007-08-22 06:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool
2007-08-22 05:57:40 · answer #6 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahah
2007-08-22 05:58:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-23 01:33:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. nice :)
2007-08-22 12:38:43 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahha...i get it...=D
2007-08-25 05:57:12 · answer #10 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋