A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. A magical genie finds them, and tells them he will grant each of them one wish. The brunette wishes she was back home. ZAP! Her wish is granted. The redhead wishes she was back home. ZAP! Her wish is granted. The blonde sits on the sand and thinks for a while and says "I'm lonely, I wish the other two girls would come back" and ZAP! =P
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are before a magical talking mirror that can tell when your lying. The brunette says "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world" and the mirror shouts "LIAR!". The redhead says "I think I'm the smartest girl in the world" and the mirror shouts "LIAR". The blonde comes up and says "I think-" and the mirror shouts "LIAR".
2007-08-18
23:02:40
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