For example, the only way humans have been able to travel at great speeds is through the intelligent design of vehicles. Yet, evolutionarians assume that animals who travel at great speeds somehow "evolved" from slower animals. In the case of the frumious bandersnatch, this assumption is absurd.
The bandersnatch is an animal that's so fast, it cannot be caught without the aid of an Italian sports car. What possible purpose could a bandersnatch have to evolve to such a speed?
50-60 miles per hour would have been sufficient to outrun predators, so any speed above that is evolutionarily unnecessary. Bandersnatches, however, can travel at speeds in excess of 200 miles per hour.
This proves that God created bandersnatches to run fast so that he could race them and bet on the races. It's in one of the non-canonical books of the Bible (which are also literally true.)
Take that, jabberwocklutionists.
2007-08-18
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