For example, the only way humans have been able to travel at great speeds is through the intelligent design of vehicles. Yet, evolutionarians assume that animals who travel at great speeds somehow "evolved" from slower animals. In the case of the frumious bandersnatch, this assumption is absurd.
The bandersnatch is an animal that's so fast, it cannot be caught without the aid of an Italian sports car. What possible purpose could a bandersnatch have to evolve to such a speed?
50-60 miles per hour would have been sufficient to outrun predators, so any speed above that is evolutionarily unnecessary. Bandersnatches, however, can travel at speeds in excess of 200 miles per hour.
This proves that God created bandersnatches to run fast so that he could race them and bet on the races. It's in one of the non-canonical books of the Bible (which are also literally true.)
Take that, jabberwocklutionists.
2007-08-18 02:52:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The research on bandersnatches is courtesy of creation scientist Em Adjineri (say her name out loud)
2007-08-18 03:02:01 · update #1
And what about the star-bellied sneetches? What evolutionary purpose do their stars serve?
2007-08-18 03:02:32 · answer #1 · answered by scottr 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! "This proves that God created bandersnatches to run fast so that he could race them and bet on the races"
For a start, I hope that was just a joke! Secondly, I thought it was wrong to gamble? Therefore another mistake. Thirdly... this proves nothing at all.
2007-08-18 10:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by sparkle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, evolution accounts for all living things. Bandersnatches are fantasy from Lewis Carroll, so they are not subject to laws of nature. They are as real as gods who are said to have created the universe, however.
2007-08-18 10:00:44 · answer #3 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The bandersnatch HAS evolved into a new species - the NFL player. My money's on the Momenrath. They can still elude the vorpal blade.
2007-08-18 10:07:52 · answer #4 · answered by chewtoy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reedicolus:-- If'n he was to run that fast when the earth was still flat, --he damn shur would'a drown't in the the oshun fore he culd ever stop his-self.
I ain't no kin to any jaberwocklutionist, and I wish you'd qwit
insultin' decent folk that'a way.
If you want'a jest keep fussin' with them Evolutionarianist people bout Bandersnatches, ( and I don't give a hoot how friggin' frumious they is), ya oughta just go and git yer own place to squabble bout it.
And yer still jest a crazy Creationistical person who needs to find somethin' better to think on.
And I don't know how many times I already told ya to jest LEAVE ME ALONE and 'GIT'.
I ain't evolvin' no furthur wether ya'all like
or not.------now ---'GIT'.
2007-08-18 13:05:35 · answer #5 · answered by big j 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last time I said the word "bandersnatch" in public, I got slapped...
2007-08-18 10:25:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe bandersnatches hate THEIR lives and are trying to run away as fast as they can
2007-08-18 10:00:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
These bandersnatches are jealous of our freedom. We need to invade their country.
2007-08-18 10:00:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I believe evolution is God's way of creating. I don't think He twitched His nose like Bewitched and made anything although He could. I believe His days are as millions of years to us. Evolutionists cannot explain "Irreducible Complexity." Also, atheists and evolutionists don't even look at any other arguments for a God besides the the evolution issue. How do they explain how we feel about our nakedness, evil and fulfilled prophecy?
2007-08-18 10:17:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The platypus. Whoever created that immediately patented the prototype.
2007-08-18 10:02:33 · answer #10 · answered by beztvarny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋