All categories - 16 August 2007

Myklia the gorgeous blonde had just gotten two puppies and her friend the equally gorgeous Calamity Jane called in for a visit. "OOOOHHH what a cute couple of puppies" she cooed "What are their names.?" Myklia replied "Rolex and Timex" Calamity Laughed and said "Why would you give them such silly names.?" Myklia said "HellOOOOOOOO........... They're WATCHDOGS"

2007-08-16 07:13:36 · 16 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I know why the light is on, I just want to know how to turn it off.

2007-08-16 07:13:19 · 3 answers · asked by michelle g 2 in Other - Car Makes

2007-08-16 07:13:10 · 2 answers · asked by Freckles... 7 in Cooking & Recipes

and you had the choice to be something or someone , what or who would it be???

2007-08-16 07:12:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Its an 80's movie. The brother moved out of that town, but moved back years later. I remember a black car w/ flames on it & the guys that drove that car were bullys. The brother went back to the train tunnel & seen his brothers ghost. This is all I can remember from the movie........help please!

2007-08-16 07:12:47 · 3 answers · asked by Amanda B 1 in Movies

I know that if I make calls from my cell phone on board a carnival cruise that I will get charged something like $2.80 per minute by the ship, but what if I send or receive text messages? Is there an additional charge? I have verizon. With them, when you are roaming you get charged extra to make calls but not to send text messages, so I don't know if it's the same kind of deal with the cruise line.

2007-08-16 07:12:38 · 8 answers · asked by laura 3 in Cruise Travel

volunteers?

2007-08-16 07:12:35 · 10 answers · asked by Your Teeth or Mine? 5 in Politics

I asked this to myself the other day, and I came to the conclusion that I really have no business being here anymore. I think I've gotten all I can out of this section...plus my liver is seriously about to fail any day now.

Adieu, maybe I'll return again in another 3 months like I did last time. Those that want to keep in touch can hit the 360 or drop me an email on here whenever you like.

So who wants my Top Contributor button?

2007-08-16 07:12:33 · 21 answers · asked by Southpaw 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-16 07:12:32 · 9 answers · asked by mrrosema 5 in Investing

my gas pedal is to hard to push down. i have a new throttle cable and spring. what type of adjustments must i make to have FULL THROTTLE

2007-08-16 07:12:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

Like, why are there still Macs if there are PCs around?

Use the concept of ancient "common ancestor" and apply the same evolutionary question to "man" and "apes".

If you're a fundie, re-read the question.

If you're anybody else, have a drink.

2007-08-16 07:12:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm looking for a good read. Any reccommendations?

2007-08-16 07:12:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

Some things take "no time," some occur in a "split second," others in the "blink of an eye." And I know some people who would do certain things in "a New York minute."

What are some other phrases for how fast things happen, or could happen? 10 points for the best.

2007-08-16 07:12:14 · 2 answers · asked by ghouly05 7 in Words & Wordplay

The show does not indicate what sex they are and the show is only meant for babies from the ages of 6 months to 18months.
Just cuz one of them holds a purse in one of the episodes doesn't make him gay. I know lots of little boys and girls that played with there momma's purse and they didn't turn out gay. People now days need to get a life and stop nit picking about a baby show.

2007-08-16 07:12:07 · 11 answers · asked by NickyNawlins 6 in Parenting

I am sewing a historical-styled dress to use as a wedding gown. The pattern indicates for a quick waist-band on the underskirt to sew the skirt waist between two strips of wide grosgrain, tucking the ends under so they're not exposed and can't fray. Does this kind of ribbon have a tendency to fray or get chewed while sewn on a machine? Do I need to use a finer thread/needle? (I don't remember the size needle I'm using, but it's a size suitable for the satin I'm using - is that good enough?) Thanks for the help. :)

2007-08-16 07:11:54 · 3 answers · asked by Spook 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

it goes...

do the hustle, do the hustle...

and then almost the whole thing it music w/ no words

2007-08-16 07:11:34 · 2 answers · asked by lov4tennis901 2 in Other - Music

1. you have to hold on to the lawn to keep from fall off the earth.
2. your job keeps interfering with your drinking.
3. your dr. finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
4. the back of your head keeps hitting the toilet seat.
5. you really believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
6. 24 hrs in a day, 24 beers in a case; coincidence???
7. 2 hands & 1 mouth, now that's a drinking problem!
8. evryone you see has an exact twin.
9. you fall off the floor.
10. I'm not drunk, you're just sober!
11. That damn pink elephant followed me home again!

2007-08-16 07:11:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

that even though robby gordon missed the race at pocono hes still ahead of kasey kahne

2007-08-16 07:11:25 · 16 answers · asked by im feelin this 3 in NASCAR

Would this dress be okay to wear to my friend's bar mitzvah?
http://store.delias.com/item.do?categoryID=821&itemID=48207&sizeFilter=&colorFilter=&brandFilter=

Should I wear it in black instead?

2007-08-16 07:11:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

or swap with your books/dvds/cosmetics/dentures..lol

2007-08-16 07:11:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can I get into a four-year public university in Minnesota without taking the SAT and having only taken the ACT (no writing portion)? Which schools should I be looking at right now? I'm thinking about majoring in journalism, history, english lit...
If anyone could help me by providing a list, that's be great.

2007-08-16 07:11:08 · 5 answers · asked by jsmillian 2 in Higher Education (University +)

I have a bottle of Flintstones vitamins, and I stopped taking them for a while, and I just opened them and the vitamins all have little black specks on them. Is that a mineral oxidizing- iron, magnesium, zinc...?

2007-08-16 07:11:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

2007-08-16 07:11:05 · 2 answers · asked by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Does he think I'm a fool? Or does he secretly want some?

2007-08-16 07:10:44 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just wondering if it would damage the chain or sprocket badly, this is for 600cc sportbike by the way

2007-08-16 07:10:24 · 3 answers · asked by ricky roo 2 in Motorcycles

I have a new daughter-in-law that has a small child, that is a total brat, not 2 yrs old yet, is it proper for my family to try and tell her how to correct her child or not?

2007-08-16 07:10:22 · 29 answers · asked by juzpeachy 1 in Parenting

2007-08-16 07:10:05 · 30 answers · asked by Georgia Rose 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-16 07:09:58 · 13 answers · asked by Enigma®Ragnarökin' 7 in Religion & Spirituality

i am having my b-day soon and i want to do something really fun and exciting! any ideas???

2007-08-16 07:09:56 · 5 answers · asked by Michelle 1 in Entertaining