1. you have to hold on to the lawn to keep from fall off the earth.
2. your job keeps interfering with your drinking.
3. your dr. finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
4. the back of your head keeps hitting the toilet seat.
5. you really believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
6. 24 hrs in a day, 24 beers in a case; coincidence???
7. 2 hands & 1 mouth, now that's a drinking problem!
8. evryone you see has an exact twin.
9. you fall off the floor.
10. I'm not drunk, you're just sober!
11. That damn pink elephant followed me home again!
2007-08-16 07:11:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG, that was hilarious!!! :D :D I am rolling on da floor rite now! U got my stomach hurting from laughing so hard so here is a star for u!
2007-08-16 07:19:02 · answer #1 · answered by TJ2007 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a million. you may desire to hold onto your black hollow to cease falling off uranus 2.you think of your gettin some later as you hold getting hit on by ability of the bathroom seat 3. you are able to urinate extra desirable with one eye closed 4. paris get a buzz after blowin you. 5. the nunnerys inebriated too from regularly occurring visits 6. roseanne's puppy donkey seems sturdy 7. you lose condoms in inanimate gadgets 8. your first male blojob interferes along with your ingesting 9. you are able to boil rice along with your alcoholic urine steam
2016-10-02 11:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by threat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Karen. That was so funny and I remember myself when I used to really drink a lot during my younger years, hhehe!
2007-08-16 12:34:30 · answer #3 · answered by toni n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ones.
Hey, check out my PRIEST OF THE KKK joke
2007-08-16 07:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! What's even funnier is that I can relate to most of these.
2007-08-16 07:25:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. that humors me.
2007-08-16 07:24:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋