A Single woman come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married woman come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Why did God invent alcohol? So fat chicks can get laid too.
The best way to lose weight is to stuff your face while standing naked in front of a mirror - the restaurant will sling you out before you can swallow too much.
To help her husband lose weight she stopped him eating between meals - she hid his false teeth.
He tried to run away from home when he was a kid, but the fridge was too heavy.
A man is standing on the bathroom scales desperately sucking in his stomach. 'That's not going to help' says his wife. 'Yes it will,' replies the man. 'It's the only way I can see the numbers'
A woman sits opposite a fat man on a bus and can't help making a comment. 'If that stomach was on a woman i'd think she was pregnant' The fat man replied. 'It was and she is'
2007-08-16
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