A Single woman come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married woman come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Why did God invent alcohol? So fat chicks can get laid too.
The best way to lose weight is to stuff your face while standing naked in front of a mirror - the restaurant will sling you out before you can swallow too much.
To help her husband lose weight she stopped him eating between meals - she hid his false teeth.
He tried to run away from home when he was a kid, but the fridge was too heavy.
A man is standing on the bathroom scales desperately sucking in his stomach. 'That's not going to help' says his wife. 'Yes it will,' replies the man. 'It's the only way I can see the numbers'
A woman sits opposite a fat man on a bus and can't help making a comment. 'If that stomach was on a woman i'd think she was pregnant' The fat man replied. 'It was and she is'
2007-08-16 09:35:17 · 18 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like the last one it was the funniest star for you
2007-08-16 09:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by bazookakid381 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dude in the bathroom sucking in his gut made me laugh.
Nice to know they do fat men jokes as well as fat chick ones!
=)
2007-08-20 07:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don’t finish every last morsel on your plate, but leave a mouthful or maybe two. This clever little trick means your host doesn’t deliver to refill your plate, and you don’t feel tempted to select seconds.
2016-01-28 17:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get scrubbing! Give your maid the day off and give your pad a good clear. You’ll be amazed at exactly how fast you banish those bingo wings.
2016-02-15 04:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear comfy shoes so you can take meetings for a walk rather then sitting at a desk.
2016-04-21 09:29:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit on a yoga ball rather than a chair to work your own core.
2016-12-26 03:39:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde gets pulled over for speeding by a blonde state trooper. The trooper asks for her drivers license--says "it has your picture on it". The blonde pulls out a hand mirror, looks at it, sees herself, and hands it to the trooper. The trooper looks at it and says, "oh, sorry, I didn't know you were a trooper too".
2016-04-01 16:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but No.2 is really cruel,thanks for the giggle
2007-08-16 11:14:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask for your entrée for being served on a bed of greens rather than bed of pasta or mashed taters.
2017-03-11 15:34:07 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was very funny! loved them all... especially the last one.. agree with the first person... that deserves a star!
2007-08-16 09:48:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Opt for the baked potato rather then french fries, and yes, eat your skin!
2016-02-25 08:00:41 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋