A little background. Fussy little old lady across the street, lives in a huge home by herself. Just put $26K into redoing her backyard.
Now as some of you know, I have a new puppy, Diogenes, who is just at the stage where we've got him trained to go in the yard - finally! So every 2 hours, I let him out my front door, he piddles, and I praise him. Not loudly. Just from my front door and he's about 20 feet away. "Good boy! Nice potty!"
Little Old Lady neigbhor came over to complain recently. The sound really carries into her backyard, you see. It's just a terrible burden on her to hear me say "good boy, nice potty."
So...can you think of some OTHER way for me to praise my dogs defication and urinary accomplishments? I'd like them to be something to really make her day, if possible. Just now I said incorporated "diarrhea" in my praises, but I thought you guys could do better.
Thanks!
2007-08-14
14:39:19
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