2007-08-14 23:42:33 · 17 answers · asked by Silver Suffer 1 in Polls & Surveys
2007-08-14 23:42:17 · 5 answers · asked by Dick E knee 3 in Politics
i just don't know
2007-08-14 23:42:08 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy
The happy murcia and nemesis got to talking in doctor Bullbusbutt's waiting room and discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the base of his penis and the other a green ring.The happy murcia with the red ring was examined first. In a few minutes he came out, all smiles, and said "Don't worry man. it's nothing."
Vastly releived, Nemesis went into the examination room, only to be told a few minutes later by dr. bullbusbutt. "I'm very sorry, but you have a very bad case of venerial desease and your penis will have to be amputated."
Turning white as a sheet, Nemesis gasped, "but the other guy said it was no big deal."
"Well you know" said dr bullbusbutt, "Theres a big difference between gangarine and lipstick
2007-08-14 23:41:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
if his zip is undone. Or not. Just for fun.
2007-08-14 23:41:28 · 15 answers · asked by Jimmy Mac 1 in Etiquette
I need some opinions, and some healthy foods used to calm high blood pressure. Please post an opinion!
2007-08-14 23:41:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Heart Diseases
1. mouth falls open,look of "duh"
2. Ear to ear grinning
3. Jumping up n down,the "happy dance"
4. rolling of eyes,with big sigh
5. zombie look,no expression at all
6. look of doubt,scratching head in wonder
7. your whole face lights up with glee
8.unsure,it varies
thanx~
2007-08-14 23:41:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
I think it would be good for the country as a whole and my opinion has nothing to do with Iraq.
Think about those who have dropped out of school, are jobless, lead hopeless lives. Or think about others who are still young, but need direction.
What better way is there to help them along? They get paid, they serve their country, they learn a trade that can be used to their advantage once they're out. They learn responsibility, they learn to respect others, they receive financial incentive and support to better their education. They grow up!
Self respect and realizing that you CAN make something out of yourself, is what creates character.
Think of this as having nothing to do with Iraq, but merely a way of serving your country. What are your thoughts? Would this provide many opportunities for those who have no direction in life? Will it help curb our crime rate?
2007-08-14 23:40:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics
Out patient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A father hood test.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Darn near killed him.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of mine.
Varicose: Near by/close by.
STAR if you like them
2007-08-14 23:40:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2007-08-14 23:40:42 · 15 answers · asked by Doodle 6 in Polls & Surveys
and what is it used for? is Fungo a sport?
2007-08-14 23:39:57 · 7 answers · asked by armyman71351 2 in Baseball
he even kissed me this monday, and everyone thinks we`re a couple, and i guess, i do love him already..we see each other 5 times a week (we`re classmates) he`s very cute..flirts with me a lot, and he even calls me by a pet name..
and now..just now, around a couple of minutes ago, i checked his friendster (kindda like myspace) and saw this girl`s testimonial to him which says "i love you so much and i would never leave you..i miss you! thats all i want to say, see you soon!"
:( i dont know what to do now..i feel so stupid...what am i supposed to do tomorrow?
2007-08-14 23:39:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-08-14 23:39:16 · 6 answers · asked by Bilal 1 in Jokes & Riddles
Model should have available data that I can access to, thanks a lor...
2007-08-14 23:39:00 · 4 answers · asked by irish 1 in Economics
Do you have an opinion about that? Who sends such an email and for what purpose?
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I have decided to offer you 20% of the total sum for your desire to assist me. Please do respond immediately you receive this mail for more information’s regarding the trunk box.
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2007-08-14 23:38:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Internet
Looking at car hire, but what is the road conditions like at this time of the year?
2007-08-14 23:38:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States
Benign: What you be after you be eight
Bacteria: Back door to the cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan: Searching for kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
D & C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
Hang nail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it!
STAR if you like them
2007-08-14 23:38:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2007-08-14 23:38:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-08-14 23:37:58 · 5 answers · asked by coolest!!!!! 2 in Other - Hardware
2007-08-14 23:37:45 · 13 answers · asked by K.S 2 in Polls & Surveys
Been thru a divorce 2 1/2 yrs ago. Thought I would spend the rest of my life with him....but i wasn't happy with the way he was treating me. Never physical, but mentally. He recently had a child and I can't stop being emotional ! What is wrong with me ??? I never took anti-depressants and I'm trying to run/exercise more. Is this normal ? Will i ever get over this ?
2007-08-14 23:37:43 · 5 answers · asked by Tropical 1 in Mental Health
WARNING: THIS IS VERY LONG ....
This theory works off the basis that reports of a cadaver dog detecting a corpse is untrue. At the moment we don't have any confirmed reports about a corpse having been detected, so this is just a theory on the basis that it is untrue.
What if Gerry and Kate weren't involved at all, but it was one or more of the friends.
Which of the friends had an opportunity though? Reasonably it could only be down to Jane Tanner, her partner Russell O'Brien and Matthew Oldfield. They had left the table between the check at 9:05 by Gerry and the check at 10:00 by Kate.
Remember all 3 of these people KNEW that the patio door was open. They also all know the children. That means they knew if the child woke up while they picked them up the child was unlikely to scream since it was a familiar face to Madeleine. If they were 'spotted' inside the apartment, it wouldn't be suspicious at all since they were just 'checking' on the children.
2007-08-14 23:37:33 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events
the telly when my football team wins?
2007-08-14 23:37:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
im not
2007-08-14 23:36:54 · 7 answers · asked by Dr. VanNostrand 4 in Polls & Surveys
like we had sex....is this strange?
2007-08-14 23:36:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
2007-08-14 23:36:46 · 5 answers · asked by jasmine 1 in Psychology
there are four of us having it. We are having matching T-Shirts made for it but we don't know what to have written on it. Something a bit cheeky! Any ideas?
2007-08-14 23:36:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertaining
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
I love deadlines...especially the 'whooshing' sound they make as they fly by.
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
The speed of time is one-second per second.
What is another word for 'thesaurus'?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
STAR if you like them
2007-08-14 23:35:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay
anything at all?=)
thanx~
2007-08-14 23:35:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Personally i think Leah Dizon is the hottest model period.
2007-08-14 23:35:37 · 1 answers · asked by clueless 2 in Celebrities
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