i to hear some good adult jokes?

Answer 1

a newly wed couple from Alabama went to Minnesota for there honey moon and were staying at a cabin on a lake.The owner of the resort noticed the man out fishing day and night never taking his new bride with him.He approached the man and asked him why he was not spending time making love to his new wife.In a deep southern drawl the man answered,well sir we can make love she has gonorrhea,the resort owner sorta gulped and said well flip her around and go in the back door again the southern man said sir I cant she has diarrhea,again the resort owner came back with how about her mouth and was answered by I cant she has piarea.My god the resort owner said why did you marry her.The southern man answered, sir she has worms and I like to fish

Answer 2

Sure, I want to hear some good adult jokes. Where do we find a good adult to tell us some??????

Answer 3

There is a story abt 2 superman: Invisible Man & Flash Man.
One nite, Flash man is walking ard in a park. He saw a hot woman with her legs wide open, almost naked. The woman was screming like she was hving sex. Flash Man couldnt believe wht he saw but he know this is real. He run to tat chick at the speed of light, & Fxxk her 1000 times in jus few seconds & immediately fled away b4 anyone saw him.
After 10 min, he returned to the park & the chick was talking to a police officer, "Officer, I juz hv sex wit a man but he was hurt, I guess"
At other side of the park, Invisible man was crying to another officer, he said"I thought i jus got raped at my a-s-s by somebody but i didnt see his face"
"You're not sure?"Officer
"My a-s-s was hurt when i was doing a hoe in the park, it felt like somehting juz come in&out many times in a few seconds, it hurts so badly"

Answer 4

Small boy playing with train set in living room,
"All you bastards leaving,pis.soff,all you bastards getting on,hurry the f**k up".
His mother is stood behind him horrified,and sends him to his room to think for a couple of hours about what he has said.
Back playing with the train set the boy say's,
"All passengers leaving the train,hope you enjoyed your journey,please arrive home safely",all passengers arriving,welcome,please find a seat and i appologise for the 2 hour delay,but blame the fat bit.ch in the kitchen.



Clean one.
2 Irishmen find a mirror in the road.1st one picks it up & says "i know this face ,but can't put a name to it".2nd one picks it up & says"U daft bastard,it's me!

A Vampire Bat arrives back at the roost with its face covered in blood.All the bats get excited and ask where he got it from.
Follow me he says.Off they flew over the hills,above the rivers into the dark forest."See that tree over there"he says,"yes",they say,Well i ******** didn't!

Answer 5

its a bit rough but here goes
3 kids were having experimental smokes behind the school shed and comparing stories
" my dad can blow smoke through his nose"
"my dad can blow smoke through his ears"
" my dad blows smoke through his ****. You can see the nicotine stains in his undies"

Answer 6

WHY NUN WASH HER BUTT. SHE WANT TO WASH PENIS TAINT OFF OF THE HOLY WATER.