Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
I love deadlines...especially the 'whooshing' sound they make as they fly by.
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
The speed of time is one-second per second.
What is another word for 'thesaurus'?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
STAR if you like them
2007-08-14 23:35:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Where are you getting these words of wisdom from???
They all make so much sense.
Now i know what ive been doing wrong all these years (lol).
2007-08-14 23:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by rafena 1979 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff! That reminds me. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts! Before I eat my chocolate I put it up on a high shelf for a while. The calories are afraid of heights and jump off.
2007-08-15 01:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by J and M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
really like these especially the one bout swimming i have some good ones that i'll put on later so keep an eye out
2007-08-15 03:11:14 · answer #3 · answered by kirsty b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could add - 'If you can look in the mirror without laughing - you have no sense of humour!' or 'If at first you don't succeed - RTFM (Read The F****** Manual)!'
2007-08-15 00:34:45 · answer #4 · answered by fr3aky_lb 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep... like em.
Another one i like is..... He who laughs last... hasn't had the bad news yet !
And one for the women......
A bargain is something you don't need, at a price you can't resist !
2007-08-14 23:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by Sam G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wonderfully wise saying. Thank u for this.
2007-08-14 23:46:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent.
my favourite words of wisdom are, never eat yellow snow
2007-08-15 00:45:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When at first you don't succeed - give up.
2007-08-15 00:24:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"See a pin, pick it up and all day long you'll have a pin...."
2007-08-15 00:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by John S 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-08-15 00:47:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋