The happy murcia and nemesis got to talking in doctor Bullbusbutt's waiting room and discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the base of his penis and the other a green ring.The happy murcia with the red ring was examined first. In a few minutes he came out, all smiles, and said "Don't worry man. it's nothing."
Vastly releived, Nemesis went into the examination room, only to be told a few minutes later by dr. bullbusbutt. "I'm very sorry, but you have a very bad case of venerial desease and your penis will have to be amputated."
Turning white as a sheet, Nemesis gasped, "but the other guy said it was no big deal."
"Well you know" said dr bullbusbutt, "Theres a big difference between gangarine and lipstick
2007-08-14 23:41:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent, now i know why you asked red or green.....
2007-08-14 23:46:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha The Happy Murcia must be really pleased . I don't think he knew a joke existed about him. Now I know why he is always Happy. lol
2007-08-15 00:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope happy murcia's wife liked that one!!
2016-05-18 02:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank heavens!! My green lipstick wearing avatar is relieved!! LMAO!!
2007-08-15 02:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
unlucky nemesis, not the Colgate ring of confidence after all.
2007-08-15 00:39:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao your a hoot
can just see me now come on nemisis flop it on the table let me saw it of with this really big stanly hand saw,anestetic hell no havent the time for that.
oooo poor nemisis xxx ,((>{ xxxx
2007-08-15 22:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by bullbusbutt 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha, that should solve his short comings,lol.
2007-08-15 04:34:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What ever it's just come off in my hand?
2007-08-15 04:10:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, I am nexted in your jokes? Very funny, thanks for the laugh, love ya'll ,have a great day!
2007-08-15 00:58:29 · answer #9 · answered by Flowers 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-08-15 00:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋