All categories - 7 August 2007

The English language changes from town to town, not just country to country. Why don't we just go with the flow and see where the language goes.

If I was to say to you 'Me and wor lass went oot to toon the other day, and went on the lash. We were rat arsed when we went yem. When at wor cheble, wor lass snapped up a couple of chetties, which I said ‘wye these are propa lush pet' she replied ‘wye aye they are bonny lad’.

Would you know what I was on about, 10 points for the first correct translation?

2007-08-07 02:29:07 · 12 answers · asked by Wolverine 4 in Politics

I recently had to take a physical and was told I could not eat for at least 6 hours before they did my bloodwork. I ended up missing lunch, and didn't eat for about 10 hours. When the nurse started my bloodwork, she couldn't get a vein. I passed out 3 times and when she took my blood pressure when I finally came to, it was 60 over 40.

How close to fatal is that?

2007-08-07 02:29:05 · 7 answers · asked by jdotson200 2 in Heart Diseases

When my wife cooks dinner, she makes sure she gets as much to eat as I do. I don't want her competitively eating against me.

2007-08-07 02:28:53 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Best answers gets the 10 pointer.

: )

2007-08-07 02:28:46 · 4 answers · asked by The WWE Fan 4 in Wrestling

2007-08-07 02:28:46 · 3 answers · asked by 2buff 2 in Other - Business & Finance

I MEAN I SEE PEOPLE AT THE GROCERY STORE BUY $300 DOLLARS WORTH OF SCRATCH OFF TICKETS ONLY WIN BACK $20 - $50 DOLLARS! HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THAT????

2007-08-07 02:28:34 · 21 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO XI 4 in Polls & Surveys

Would you 'think what the heck' and join in?

2007-08-07 02:28:28 · 32 answers · asked by System 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-07 02:28:23 · 26 answers · asked by bethybug 5 in Religion & Spirituality

everyone in my house takes the shoes right after entering the door, but i know other houses wear shoes wherever.

you?

2007-08-07 02:28:06 · 20 answers · asked by Moore55 4 in Polls & Surveys

have you ever dated a married man? or even slept with 1? my friend is !!!!!

2007-08-07 02:28:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

well i have acne and pimples.. and i have just have quit smoking finally been about 2weeks and ive been eating healthy drinkin plenty of water cleansing tonning moisturising and it seems like im gettin more acne and seems like its not gettin better just gettin worse my face is gettin itchy red and more pimples and acne can some one tell me why

2007-08-07 02:27:38 · 7 answers · asked by NismoR33 2 in Skin Conditions

I got my first violation notice today, kids. I'm disappointed - mostly 'cause my answer wasn't the only one to use the word in question - begins with f has two asterisks then a k....

2007-08-07 02:27:20 · 5 answers · asked by Durga sings the classics 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-07 02:27:17 · 12 answers · asked by Victoria. 6 in Polls & Surveys

What would they catch you doing?

2007-08-07 02:27:14 · 21 answers · asked by JůnəßůĢ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Where else can I earn college GE classes?Aside from community college?
Any online places or anything?

2007-08-07 02:27:02 · 1 answers · asked by yomo g 1 in Higher Education (University +)

...I'm just saying...everybody goes at the same time....nobody cares who stops first...and I usually end up giving somebody the finger....!!!

2007-08-07 02:26:49 · 8 answers · asked by Pimpstick 4 in Polls & Surveys

I sent a package back in July and when tracking it on the USPS website, all I get is that the package arrived four days later and is in Customs!!

2007-08-07 02:26:44 · 1 answers · asked by Funky 1 in Packing & Preparation

how do you write as a unix command which setups read and write access for self, group, and all?

2007-08-07 02:26:44 · 5 answers · asked by sfw r 1 in Programming & Design

ok im still on this photography and lens sharing info forum buzz thing so please all contribrute

so a zoom lens not a prime, lets say a 70-200mm, at what focal lenght will the lens be sharpest?

70mm / 200mm or 135mm?

if you know give a reason, if you dont cool give a number and a theory or just a number

My thanks is 2 points to all + one luck person will be chosen, if its a tie then best theory/explaination gets the big ten.

Ive been told the answer but it could be wrong?its got to do with the distance between the elements in the lens.

2007-08-07 02:26:42 · 2 answers · asked by Antoni 7 in Photography

I suggested the "break" when things got really serious. Call it cold feet, if you will. I tried seeing someone else. *Lewis* too. We still saw eachother during the 3 month break on a pretty regular basis. He really wanted to get back together. When we last spoke two weeks ago Friday, he said that he loved me and wants to move back in with me. He said how much he loved my daughter, like his own and that he wasn't going to wait for me forever. I thought about it and that Sunday I tried calling him to tell him my decision. No answer, no call back for a week. He started "hanging out with" a girl 9 years younger than him during this time. Is it possible that as much as he loved me he just stopped because of some young muff? Love was never a problem for us. At dinner tonight should I risk all pride and tell him the decision I made 2 weeks ago of "all" or should I sever ties completely with "nothing"? Please don't leave rude answers. It really just makes people feel worse. Thanx

2007-08-07 02:26:37 · 17 answers · asked by MadisonB 2 in Singles & Dating

I was wondering if anyone would know a safe way to take tree sap off of my truck? I know WD 40 and lighter fluid takes it off of you hands and stuff, but not to sure its safe for the paint on my truck.... I've tried a lot of stuff from the part stores and those don't seem to work that well... Thanks!

2007-08-07 02:26:32 · 5 answers · asked by karen878806 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

please integrate the following question
1. x square root of x^2 + 9 dx limit 0-4
2. cos^6 x sin^10 xdx limit o-pi/2
3. (2x^2 +4)dx / x^2 +1 limit 6-10

2007-08-07 02:26:21 · 1 answers · asked by Mark Joseph G 1 in Mathematics

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have a great morning/evening to all

2007-08-07 02:26:16 · 49 answers · asked by enki 4 in Philosophy

2007-08-07 02:26:08 · 5 answers · asked by slion 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-08-07 02:26:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/...explains it all
We knew it was coming before 9 / 11
Countries Warned us Before The Planes came into america
Bush is a Nazi.
This was All Planned for The War of Terrorism
just like All the other wars.
Dick Chaney ordered a War Game Exercise on the day of 9/11 so we couldnt defend ourselves against the hi jackings (NORAD)
dont believe me? watch the video then talk.

2007-08-07 02:25:56 · 14 answers · asked by jacexx5 1 in Government

My A.A liberal arts gpa is 2.3

I failed a semester of classes at my university (14 credits)
and still have the F on my record. I have taken 2 of the classes
3 times but due to high anxiety I have failed.

My financial aid is revoked at that school.

I am under academic probation.

I am thinking of switching majors or schools but have
had trouble since my the F's dragged down my gpa.

I feel so bad, what can I do? SOMEONE PLEASE HELP
ME!!!!!

2007-08-07 02:25:51 · 7 answers · asked by Okay Hero 2 in Higher Education (University +)

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to a gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"

He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."


One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

2007-08-07 02:25:48 · 17 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Jokes & Riddles

English is not my mother tongue.

2007-08-07 02:25:40 · 14 answers · asked by Dolia 2 in Other - Politics & Government

2007-08-07 02:25:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys