A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to a gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
2007-08-07 02:25:48 · 17 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A 12 year old girl goes into the barber shop munching on a twinkie. The barber starts cutting away at her hair, but she's still eating her twinkie.
After awhile the barber says to the girl: "Your getting hair on your twinkie."
"Yes", replied the girl, "I'm growing boobs, too."
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your br e ast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your p e nis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
Sign seen on back of bomb squad member's shirt:
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try and keep up!"
2007-08-07 02:26:55 · update #1
lalaxla3, im sure a picture book would be to hard for you.
2007-08-08 02:33:48 · update #2
I think they are pretty funny...needed a good laugh this morning....Thank You.....**********************
2007-08-07 02:30:53 · answer #1 · answered by shortstuff68 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A number of good ones, although I heard some of them before.
2007-08-07 09:30:16 · answer #2 · answered by DrIG 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao. Nice one. Nothing like a good few jokes to make you smile in the morning.
2007-08-07 09:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by scotslad60 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All funny :) My favourite is the 2nd !
2007-08-08 07:14:30 · answer #4 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones :)
2007-08-07 10:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the first. hehehe
2007-08-07 09:30:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-08-07 14:03:36 · answer #7 · answered by ali03 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee
2007-08-07 09:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by Jody W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-07 09:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are great
lol
2007-08-07 09:41:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋