A 5-year-old kid was celebrating Christmas. He was amazed with every present that everyone got. He was so excited that his parents let him open all of theirs too. He finally opened the biggest present which was a massage chair, a gift his grandma gave to his parents. The next week when he was back in school, the kindergarten teacher asked the children to tell about the present that received. The child said, I got a fire truck, mittens, a shirt, and a spider man toy! But mommy and daddy got the coolest present. They got a vibrator, its really fun, you should all try it!
A mother was having a headache, and her son was misbehaving. She got tired of him throwing things around and slamming pots and pans together, so she stopped him and told him one of her "secrets." She told him, "Every time you misbehave, or do something bad, I get another gray hair. So please be quiet and let mommy sleep, okay?" the little boy thought for a moment, and then said "wow, you must've been a really bad girl when you were little. just look at grandma!"
2007-08-06
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