All categories - 5 August 2007

its the first time i'll be meeting my boyfriend's parents (soon). they're somewhat the aloof, quiet type of parents, and they're quite intimidating. even thinking about it now is nerve wracking.

think of his mom like J.Lo's mother in law in "monster in law" (but the silent & deadly type). and i know his dad is the silent type too, like serious and a man of few words.

how should i "befriend" them? i easily get tensed in uncomfortable situations, i really dont know how to approach or prepare for such occasion.

2007-08-05 03:18:29 · 10 answers · asked by jashmika 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

"Doctor Im having problems with s*x. i think my privates are too small."
The doctor asked him what he drinks when he goes to the pub.
"Er, lager," he replied, bemused.
"Ha, thats your problem," said the doctor. "Lager shrinks things. You should try drinking guinness instead -that makes things grow."
Two months later, Jim jr returned to the doctors with a big smile on his face. He shook the doctor warmly by the hand and thanked him.
"I take it you now drink guinness?" said the doctor.
"No," replied Jim jr, "But i've got the wife Myklia on lager."

2007-08-05 03:18:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-05 03:18:19 · 7 answers · asked by shapeuk24 2 in Movies

Im gettin a tat in about 2 months, ive got my ears, tragus, belly and tongue pierced?

What would hurt more, one of my piercings or a tat?

Im thinking tat but i was hoping someone could give an 100% true accurate answer because they have both done

2007-08-05 03:18:08 · 8 answers · asked by raggy91 1 in Tattoos

1) "no other Gods before me". (unconstitutional if it was a law, violation of freedom of religion)

2) "no graven images". (unconstitutional if it was a law, violation of freedom of religion)

3) "You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain". (unconstitutional if it was a law, violation of freedom of speech)

4) "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy". (unconstutional if it was a law, violation of freedom of religion)

5) "Honor your father and your mother". We have no laws enforcing that one.

6) "You shall not kill". Every society has that one.

7) "You shall not commit adultery". No enforced laws on this one.

8) "You shall not steal". Every society has that one.

9) "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor". Only a law if done in court - Perjury. But every society has punshished those who lie in a court.

10 "Do not Covert". No laws on that one. Almost every member of the republican party violates this one all the time!!

2007-08-05 03:18:05 · 18 answers · asked by Steve C 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-05 03:17:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

2007-08-05 03:17:49 · 3 answers · asked by Tanya P 2 in Air Travel

Check this article:

http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/0803/p01s10-woeu.html

2007-08-05 03:17:36 · 3 answers · asked by Scythian1950 7 in Other - Science

I would like to nominate whoever announced the Cubs-Mets game as the absolute worst announcers to ever grace baseball. Not only did they not add anything to the game, their comments were actually unintelligent. They are just proof that you don't have to know anything about baseball to be a baseball announcer. These guys actually made Joe Carter sound like a decent announcer.

2007-08-05 03:17:26 · 12 answers · asked by dob367 3 in Baseball

2007-08-05 03:17:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What is up w/ people trying to ask questions about chicken today?

2007-08-05 03:16:59 · 7 answers · asked by i heart chewie chewbacca 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have a dell c521 and have put a Radeon x1300 pro in the PCI-e x16 slot i am goin to purchace a Creative X-Fi Gamer 7.1 surroundcard WILL IT FIT IN ONE OF THE OTHER SLOTS

Dell c521 =
PCI: 1 Slots
PCIe x1: 1 Slot
PCIe x16 (Graphics): 1 Slots ( Already filled )

2007-08-05 03:16:46 · 4 answers · asked by Andrew Devlin 1 in Add-ons

Its possibly near Totnes and is modelled on the usa east to west railway.

2007-08-05 03:16:30 · 6 answers · asked by tracy d 1 in Rail

I accepted a job at a local dealership as an accountant. The pay is $35,000 to start & I have to work Monday thru Friday, 8-6, & every other Saturday 10-5. When I interviewed with the current controller & her boss, they explained that I would eventually take over the current controller's position. However, I have been there two weeks, & I have ascertained that the current controller is a TOTAL CONTROL FREAK. She has wanted me to do deposits, book deals, etc, basically the stuff the clerk does. She refuses to show me anything she does on a daily basis. Now I realize I have been there only two weeks, but I have worked for a dealership before doing the same thing. She also set up the accounting system & it must be followed EXACTLY as she has it. She lets me know daily mistakes I have made. I really do not think this lady will leave & if she does, is she going to give me autonomy or micro manage me? I think the job gives her purpose & also did I mention she is the gf of the owner?? Advice?

2007-08-05 03:16:01 · 5 answers · asked by Bubba Sparks 1 in Administrative and Office Support

2007-08-05 03:15:59 · 7 answers · asked by kwasi n 1 in Men's Health

basically you pay a lot to a company in case something happens. in my opinion you should get it back if something doesn't happen. a lot of people say a lot of things about it being for safety. there should be a review to this because once something does happen, very little insurance companies will be even close to prompt about the situation, if at all. most will not even coever you for things. in the end its just more of your money stolen due to dumb laws. i've been driving for 10 years and paid almost triple to my insurance company the worth of my car in the first place. does that make sense to anyone? what do you think?

2007-08-05 03:15:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance & Registration

Scientists refer to hard evidence.
Is there evidence that there is a God?

2007-08-05 03:15:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-05 03:15:38 · 16 answers · asked by WhatTheHay? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-05 03:15:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

I'm getting my female Chihuahua sometime this month and I'm stumped on a name. I currently have a 110 pound male Labrador named Thor and I want my Chihuahua's name to be just as special. I would like her name to be something unusual and different. I already have a few names in mind but if you have any ideas that would be great.

2007-08-05 03:15:27 · 13 answers · asked by kris 2 in Dogs

It's for my AP World History Assigoment

2007-08-05 03:15:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

I was thinking about it yesterday. Every animal I have seen has a set of straight teeth. Even though some humans have straight teeth, some grow their teeth in extremely crooked. Think about how many people have had braces. Its genetic, I know, but It seems to me that it would make more sense if we all had straight teeth naturally like other animals. Just curious. Your thoughts, please!

2007-08-05 03:14:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

2007-08-05 03:14:03 · 11 answers · asked by Page 4 in Politics

fed up with some old tramp with her *** and boobs out in a sunday paper saying how she has been with etc it boring yawn are those papers for men only? where is a good story about life?

2007-08-05 03:13:55 · 10 answers · asked by astra 5 in Polls & Surveys

there was a pipe leaked in New York at rush hour and put a halt in the city...and just few days ago..a bridge collapsed in Minnapolis....plz comment.....on what u think the government should do....as it seem to be getting more and more serious.....

2007-08-05 03:13:34 · 9 answers · asked by FI 1 in Government

How to start the scrap business? As a resident of Singapore, is it right to export from here or import scrap to here?

2007-08-05 03:13:32 · 3 answers · asked by singaivasan 1 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-08-05 03:13:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it possible? Why?

2007-08-05 03:13:23 · 3 answers · asked by nivik 3 in Mathematics