"Doctor Im having problems with s*x. i think my privates are too small."
The doctor asked him what he drinks when he goes to the pub.
"Er, lager," he replied, bemused.
"Ha, thats your problem," said the doctor. "Lager shrinks things. You should try drinking guinness instead -that makes things grow."
Two months later, Jim jr returned to the doctors with a big smile on his face. He shook the doctor warmly by the hand and thanked him.
"I take it you now drink guinness?" said the doctor.
"No," replied Jim jr, "But i've got the wife Myklia on lager."
2007-08-05 03:18:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cheeky bi-tch
2007-08-05 03:51:46 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-08-05 10:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by freakokalam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too clever, humour should be instant!
2007-08-05 10:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmmmmmmm, I got it eventually!!!
2007-08-05 10:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by Angela M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-05 10:35:38 · answer #5 · answered by Val 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-08-05 10:39:11 · answer #6 · answered by Tanya P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-08-05 10:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaaa thanks for the tip honey, the lager's are on me girls haahaha
2007-08-05 11:18:20 · answer #8 · answered by babyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! Very funny!
2007-08-05 12:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋