I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful boy/girl named that?"
So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) Because I'm gonna ask you out.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the ****!
I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.
I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
2007-07-29
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