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I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop.

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful boy/girl named that?"

So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) Because I'm gonna ask you out.

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the ****!

I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.

Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.

I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.

2007-07-29 19:27:17 · 9 answers · asked by marsh 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

something tells me your sweet. Can i have a sample

2007-07-29 19:31:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop. [Isn't really a pick up line but still cute!]

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample? [never heard this one before, I laughed]

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? [Had to think about this for a sec, but very funny]

2007-07-30 02:32:36 · answer #2 · answered by volcom girl. 5 · 0 0

I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop.


that one is the best I would not use a pickup line because most guys don't know how to use them(I am a guy). Try saying hi that's a great pickup line also hello and how are you?
those are the best pickup lines ever they work every time

2007-07-30 02:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by The_Info_Ninja 2 · 0 0

My favorites were the raisins and the fly. I told the lines to my husband. He thought I was crazy. I still like them both.

2007-07-30 03:22:41 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 0 0

LOL i like the raisin one, the wipe the beauty of thing, and the fly one hahahah that is so retarded.

One stupid one i think is funny is like... "you're so sweet you give me diabetes" but it's even funnier cos it's in spanish.

2007-07-30 02:31:04 · answer #5 · answered by arsenic sauce 6 · 0 0

I like the raisins one, but slightly different.

Would you like to share some raisins with me? No? How about a date?

I also like to have fruit as a prop on this one...

2007-07-30 02:59:27 · answer #6 · answered by Coach McGuirk 6 · 0 0

if i told you you had a hot body would you hold it against me?

2007-07-30 02:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I lost my phone number, can i have yours?

2007-07-30 02:29:41 · answer #8 · answered by Not a hippie 2 · 1 0

can i where you underwhere
look at this link
http://buckeyebanter.com/myspace/fat_guy_in_girl_underwear.jpg

2007-07-30 02:29:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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