i never heard this one before so i thoug i would share it with you all.
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades
while on vacation She wanted to take home a pair of genuine
alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the
high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very
frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young
Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator, and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said
with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it
a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an
alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he
spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water,
shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge
9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes,
the Blonde takes aim, shoo ts the creature and hauls it up onto the
slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly
up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent
amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the
gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in
frustration,
"CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
2007-07-27
20:28:33
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