i never heard this one before so i thoug i would share it with you all.
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades
while on vacation She wanted to take home a pair of genuine
alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the
high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very
frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young
Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator, and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said
with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it
a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an
alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he
spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water,
shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge
9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes,
the Blonde takes aim, shoo ts the creature and hauls it up onto the
slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly
up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent
amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the
gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in
frustration,
"CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
2007-07-27 20:28:33 · 11 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Outstanding joke! laughed so hard, I got tears in my eyes, and I'm still laughing as I pen this answer to you.
Thank you very much, young lady, you made my day!
2007-07-27 20:54:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-27 20:44:55 · answer #2 · answered by aRChIE! :] 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. Hilarious.. Gina ur jokes rock!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-07-27 20:46:48 · answer #3 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
l0o0o0o0o0ooliez ROFL!! hilarious=p=p=p=p=p
kaaaaaaaaaak deserves a starXD
2007-07-27 23:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny♥ but i didnt laugh of loud .+ i think i heard it beforeee or did u make it up?
2007-07-28 11:40:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is good. star for u
2007-07-28 04:47:29 · answer #6 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE IS REALLY FUNNY
2007-07-27 20:33:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
PURE QUALITY
2007-07-27 21:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by Amber K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tooo loooooooooooonnnnnggggg....
any way.....
batter luck next time....
2007-07-27 22:23:39 · answer #9 · answered by shami742003 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
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TOO LONGI FELL ASLEEP!
2007-07-27 20:55:40 · answer #10 · answered by sami 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋