so... one day, a teacher is trying to explain to her class why she thinks God doesn't exsist. she asks a boy named timmy to go outside and look around.
"now timmy," she said "did you see the grass?"
"yes, miss apple." he answers
"did you see the tall tree?"
"yes, miss apple."
"did you see the sky?"
"yes miss apple."
"now, did you see god in the sky?"
"n-n-no, miss apple."
"so, if you didn't see him there, that means he doesn't necessarily exist."
just then a little girl named jill got up and started talking.
"timmy, you told miss apple that you saw the grass, the tall tree, and the sky, right?"
"yeah jill, but-"
"and you said that you didn't see god."
"yeah jill, i-"
"soo, do you see miss apple's head?"
"umm...y-y-yeah?"
"well, did you see her brain?"
"umm...n-no. but-"
"well, then by what miss apple just told us, she doesn't necessarily have one!!!"
2007-07-27
14:06:49
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