so... one day, a teacher is trying to explain to her class why she thinks God doesn't exsist. she asks a boy named timmy to go outside and look around.
"now timmy," she said "did you see the grass?"
"yes, miss apple." he answers
"did you see the tall tree?"
"yes, miss apple."
"did you see the sky?"
"yes miss apple."
"now, did you see god in the sky?"
"n-n-no, miss apple."
"so, if you didn't see him there, that means he doesn't necessarily exist."
just then a little girl named jill got up and started talking.
"timmy, you told miss apple that you saw the grass, the tall tree, and the sky, right?"
"yeah jill, but-"
"and you said that you didn't see god."
"yeah jill, i-"
"soo, do you see miss apple's head?"
"umm...y-y-yeah?"
"well, did you see her brain?"
"umm...n-no. but-"
"well, then by what miss apple just told us, she doesn't necessarily have one!!!"
2007-07-27 14:06:49 · 23 answers · asked by yourfaceisawapango... 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star! cheers for the good clean joke
2007-07-27 14:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
SCORE!!!! Teacher:0 Students:1
2007-07-27 14:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A dog goes into a job interview, and the employer says to him, "You've got the job, but only if you can do three things. First, you have to be able to type at least 60 words per minute." So the dog runs to a computer and types an astounding 80 words in a minute. "That's very nice! Next, you must be able to distribute mail to all of the workers." Immediately, the dog grabs the mail in his mouth and quickly distributes the stack to all of the correct workers. "That's perfect! Lastly, you must be bilingual." So then the dog says, "Meow!"
2016-05-20 22:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, wow that was funny and --- ohhh soooo true!! She doesn't really have a good basis for her "no God" arguement, does she?? I think Miss Apple needs to learn a lesson too...hehehe!
Nice one! I love it! =) I'll give a start for this one too!
2007-07-27 16:52:15 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Victory ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome, 10 stars, this is a gooooood one Miss Apple needs to apply her own theory to herself *thou shalt not throw stones, it might hit u in the butt*
2007-07-27 14:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
Dumb Teacher.
Smart student.
2007-07-27 14:18:54 · answer #6 · answered by compassion 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...that was a good one. Jill is a little a**-kicker, she's gonna make a great lawyer one day!
2007-07-27 14:11:37 · answer #7 · answered by theWord 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good clean funny joke . You get a star!
2007-07-27 14:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-27 14:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
Good
Clean
Funny
Miss Apple needs to listen to herself, doesn't she?
2007-07-27 14:10:35 · answer #10 · answered by anonymous 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋