All categories - 24 July 2007

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2007-07-24 01:04:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-24 01:04:37 · 3 answers · asked by raghu v 1 in Mental Health

Well i met a guy randomly today at the supermarket.

We were talking and did the regular exchange of numbers.

About a few hours after, he texted and i quote:

'we should grab a coffee' --- just out of the blue in the text conversation

I was not given a time or a place.

Is this actually considered as asking someone out?

2007-07-24 01:04:21 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.

Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"

2007-07-24 01:04:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-24 01:03:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

2007-07-24 01:03:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-24 01:03:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I normally change every day. But i'm sick and tierd of the amount of washing i seem to accumulate. I live by myself and pay for the costs of all bills, water, electricity and heating so I don't want the expense of doing laundry everyday. I live in a small house and don't have a working dryer so were to put things to dry is always a problem.

2007-07-24 01:02:26 · 38 answers · asked by purplepeace59 5 in Cleaning & Laundry

'93 350 van. Starts and drives, then starts slipping. If you shut it down and wait a bit, it will go again. Clogged filter? I have a replacement trans ready to install but am wondering if it's a simpler fix? Local experts say it's a small broken thingy inside.

2007-07-24 01:02:11 · 1 answers · asked by cf_fills 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2007-07-24 01:02:09 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have 2 plastic toolboxes, there is nothing in them, except tools. Why the smell? ok everyone go smell the inside of your plastic toolboxes, and tell me why, thank you

2007-07-24 01:01:48 · 7 answers · asked by misti1251 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Pliz help me with a way or ways of lasting longer in bed so that i can satisfy my girlfriend. i usually come before her most of the time maybe lets say 5 minutes or less after penetration. i hear it usually takes 15 to 20 minutes or more for a woman to reach climax. At times the sex is so good i fail to hold back and climax long before she does. She is a bit understanding but sometimes she gets frustrated especially when she is enjoying it so much that she almost cums. I know i maybe having a problem with Premature ejaculation but it can be overcome, can it ? Pliz help i love her so much i want her to enjoy sex as much as i do. We are both 28 years old and have a three year old boy if that will help. thanx...

2007-07-24 01:01:44 · 16 answers · asked by kronix 1 in Men's Health

2007-07-24 01:01:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anthony P 1 in Hyderabad

i found this movie so funny and steve carell just classic. probably the funniset movie i have ever seen - makes me laugh all the time
" i am not ugly as FFFUCK! " (street scene) *pisser

2007-07-24 01:01:26 · 8 answers · asked by ilikechickenilikepizza 5 in Movies

I bought a Renault Clio last August 06 for £2500 since i dont have any debt and no credit rating i had to take high finance (37.5%) im now paying £146.65 a month for 36 months and i still over 3000 to pay, I would like to hand this car back to finance company as i no longer wish to pay that ammount of money and i dont like the car. What happens if i were to do this?

2007-07-24 01:01:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Buying & Selling

How do I get my puppy to stop stealing my underwear?
Why does he dig it out the dirty laundry and play with it?? It's gross, it's always my underwear and not my clothes!

It's always my panties tho, he doesn't go for anything else!

Obviously I wash my underwear before I wear it, but he is getting it out of my laundry hamper. I can't afford to buy a new one, and why is he doing it?

2007-07-24 01:01:17 · 18 answers · asked by Angel 4 in Dogs

I love those adds before DVD`s you would not batter an old lady to death to steal her purse but you copy a film. Piracy is a crime and supports terrorists is the other thing that is silly no it funds peoples beer money

2007-07-24 01:01:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

shayne wards new album has come out dis month but i dont have the album and im just wondering if anyone knows wat the 4th track on that album is called?
ive been asking everyone if they know but they dont.
can sum1 help??

2007-07-24 01:01:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

We're just trying to come up with ideas...The last name will be McDaniel.

2007-07-24 01:01:02 · 27 answers · asked by Terah M 1 in Baby Names

hi just got my kitten last friday when he goes to his litter tray to do his buisnes he crys is this right when we got him the owner said he would do this thanks marina xx

2007-07-24 01:01:01 · 20 answers · asked by marina b 1 in Cats

( p.s. this game is on www.addictinggames.com )

2007-07-24 01:00:57 · 3 answers · asked by natalie d 1 in Video & Online Games

2007-07-24 01:00:54 · 14 answers · asked by rogear_chandra 2 in Singles & Dating

I like Aly & AJ


http://music.aol.com/video/potential-breakup-song/aly-and-aj/1928549

2007-07-24 01:00:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Never quite understood the benefit, unless it is meant to be very short term

2007-07-24 01:00:29 · 6 answers · asked by magic 2 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-07-24 01:00:24 · 14 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Polls & Surveys

Judaism, Christianity, Islam - all consider the Jordan River holy but the river is now mostly sewerage and salt water. It is no longer even safe for pilgrims to go in or touch the water. The Dead Sea level drops by 1 meter a year. It is dieing. All of the countries around say they need the water for agriculture and each country blames another for the Jordan River's death. Sound familiar?

2007-07-24 01:00:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm a 20 yo guy. I'd really like to be with a "hot" girl. I never have been, you know, hot like in tv or movies.What guy doesn't? But....I know I'm not nearly as attractive as those girls are. Plus tv models are too perfect to even be real. I know all this in my mind, but I'm still attracted to them.

What should I do? I'm always going to be thinking "what if" right?

Am I really shallow? I dont want to be. Really. Help

2007-07-24 01:00:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Or do they start making comments and saying stuff to make you feel bad about ur dreams?

2007-07-24 00:59:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-24 00:59:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

2007-07-24 00:59:53 · 9 answers · asked by newyorkgiantsrule2001 1 in Football (American)