Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"
2007-07-24 01:04:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was so great! Thank you dear Mr. Cardinal!
Sounds like my friends Gomer and Daryl were really fond of Bubba!
2007-07-24 12:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2007-07-24 08:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
....identified as a fairly good one, title "bb and two friends, out on town"!
2007-07-24 08:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!!! Have a star!!
2007-07-24 08:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! Very funny!
2007-07-24 08:50:33 · answer #5 · answered by Jacqui Waze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow...... i am not at all fellin good couldnt sleep well. but thnx for the laughs.
2007-07-24 08:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, very funny
2007-07-24 08:12:18 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetface 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two assholes..... now that was funny
2007-07-24 08:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by bazookakid381 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋