Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one
day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years
old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys
it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for
10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike
is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It
protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they
enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you
something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we
don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during
dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go.
2007-07-19
21:42:43
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