All categories - 15 July 2007

After listening to an elderly prostitute plead her case, Judge Poe calls a brief recess and retires to his chambers. On the way, he bumps into his old colleague, Judge Smitham.

"Excuse me, Judge Smitham," Poe asks, "What would you give an 63 year old prostitute?"

"Let me think," Smitham ponders, "About 10 quid tops."

2007-07-15 08:50:34 · 10 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Jokes & Riddles

All i can really do is sing! i'm good at singing. but i cant dance! i'm shy but i'm pretty good at acting. my mom wants me to become a doctor but i want to be an actress but i have no experience! if i become an actress she might get mad so what do i do? i want to make her happy but i want to be happy too! any advice??

2007-07-15 08:50:21 · 11 answers · asked by Ailina 1 in Theater & Acting

2007-07-15 08:49:52 · 5 answers · asked by mschoen2u 1 in Cameras

2007-07-15 08:49:43 · 18 answers · asked by redfromoh 1 in Marriage & Divorce

i really like someone but how do u really ask someone out that is so guarded

2007-07-15 08:49:23 · 3 answers · asked by lmao 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-07-15 08:49:21 · 4 answers · asked by EILEEN V 2 in Hobbies & Crafts

2007-07-15 08:49:19 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

1/x-1 - 2/x^2-1


(x+1)/x^2+2x+1


x^2+3x/x^2+2x-3 divide x/x+1

2007-07-15 08:49:14 · 7 answers · asked by callmejeseca 1 in Mathematics

how do i get my mom to stop bugging me about my period? its soo annoying. i cant stand up to her because im just too quiet and i dont know how to be one of those girls to be not afraid to talk to their moms about this kind of stuff. help!

2007-07-15 08:48:57 · 4 answers · asked by Skye 1 in Family

2007-07-15 08:48:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

I write and do artwork. This "Pauly the Anthro-Dragon" is simply my goofy, cartoonish alter-ego. I also like to cook, and do several other things as well.

2007-07-15 08:48:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Has this category always existed or did somebody suggest it in the Yahoo Suggestion thing and they created it???

2007-07-15 08:47:57 · 7 answers · asked by ABANDONED 5 in Lebanon

I have been working out since I was ten, now 12, I don't do too much weight just enough to feel myself working. I was always kind of short and I didn't think it was from working out. Is it alright?

2007-07-15 08:47:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

I dropped my bag of marijuana in a puddle of water and it is soaked!!! can it be saved? any tips for drying it out?

2007-07-15 08:47:34 · 8 answers · asked by weezy 2 in Green Living

2007-07-15 08:47:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

is christian wicca real??

2007-07-15 08:47:10 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

music have on you and why?

2007-07-15 08:47:08 · 9 answers · asked by steven25t 7 in Rock and Pop

well there was a polish guy he married a canadian girl and weeks later he went to court for divorce the jugde aksed y he siad she is giong to kill me jugde asked how do u now he said one day she came from a drug store and put something in the closet and when he opened the closet to check what it was and it said polish remover

hope u liked even if u already heard it

2007-07-15 08:47:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-15 08:47:05 · 28 answers · asked by WhyNotAskAlice 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-15 08:47:05 · 4 answers · asked by wheels4321 1 in Other - Home & Garden

I'm currently on a diet and i don't seem to be losing any weight. I'm only 15 years old so I don't think it's my metabolism slowing down. I eat on an average of 1300 calories and i strictly exercise and work out for about 40 minutes to an hour a day. Unfortunately however, i don't seem to be losing any weight. Can someone please tell me what i'm doing wrong and what i can do to fix this?

2007-07-15 08:46:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-07-15 08:46:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

what should i say religeous people? the clergy and its retinue . we already know that everyone shares religeon in some way or other. the churches are a specific causus/people who are suppose to be holders of righteous behavior. so, i am a child, what am i suppose to think based on writings of the evolution of churches?

I do not believe that personifying the church is a wrong thing to do. because church i believe is a congregation/ body of people, the building can be uses as a disco, police station a bar or business office, yes or not? this is not about bashing.

does the america in you cease whenever you visit some place else? if you are in that body, are you indentified by it? the word game that guns don't kill is crap! it does exactly what it was designed to do.

and about little bo peep. it can tell, if you know anything about childhood thaughts.

2007-07-15 08:46:39 · 4 answers · asked by jonasc1r 1 in Other - Society & Culture

i have intel d102ggc2 motherboard with phoenix bios on it. i am trying to update the bios but unable to do so because of invalid bios id. i have checked with intel bios flash utility and it says
your current bios id: (that is blank)
bios you are trying to flash:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (that is new BiosID)
due to some reasons my old bios id has been erased so i am unable to update the bios.
Please help

2007-07-15 08:46:39 · 4 answers · asked by $wap n!l 2 in Desktops

Like come down in a cloud or in their dreams and tell them their all bad for their actions. Of course I don't mean to sound rude, just wondering!

2007-07-15 08:46:34 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Write the following as an infinite geometric series, note any restrictions on "r".


f(x)=1/(1-x)

and

f(x)=1/(1-9x^2)

2007-07-15 08:46:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous 1 in Mathematics

Apartently it is a battle between J.Anderson & S.broad for the last bowling place.
but of coarse if Harmision dosent recover in time with his hernia they will both be in.

2007-07-15 08:46:26 · 16 answers · asked by Joe W 1 in Cricket

2007-07-15 08:46:23 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys