well there was a polish guy he married a canadian girl and weeks later he went to court for divorce the jugde aksed y he siad she is giong to kill me jugde asked how do u now he said one day she came from a drug store and put something in the closet and when he opened the closet to check what it was and it said polish remover
hope u liked even if u already heard it
2007-07-15 08:47:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
give me a star if u like it
2007-07-15 09:14:23 · update #1
lmfao. i like that :)
2007-07-15 08:49:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, here are some for you.
Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?
Because her teacher told her to do an essay (ese)
Tell this to someone-- Your my second most favorite person in the world, take a pause--- the first is everyone else.
2007-07-15 08:51:54 · answer #2 · answered by Oli-NYC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Love Little Johnny jokes ! Thx. right here is one for you: Little Johnny first day at school and the instructor say "who can count selection" Little Johnny says " i will" instructor says i guess you cant. tell me, what comes after 3 little Johnny says 4 instructor says stable now what comes after six little Johnny says seven instructors say very very stable yet i guess you dont understand what comes after ten little Johnny says needless to say i do...Jack, Queen, king, Ace
2016-10-03 21:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it sounds just like my grandparents except my grandpas the canadian and my grandmas the polish
2007-07-15 09:00:34 · answer #4 · answered by stephie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! I've never heard that before.
2007-07-15 08:52:28 · answer #5 · answered by Jinga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes... I am of Polish decent.... and Like YOUR... JOKE!
Thanks, RR
2007-07-15 08:51:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gooood One..... Sorry but jokes aren't my thing.
2007-07-15 08:50:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really like it and thought it was pretty damn funny, so to borrow a line from bill engvall sort of..........here's your star.
2007-07-15 16:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolsz that wasz funny!! I haven't heard that one!!! Kewl!!!
2007-07-15 08:50:15 · answer #9 · answered by ChemicallyLaneyyy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HEY!!! IM POLISH!!! lol jk. Good one
2007-07-15 09:00:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats tres funny!
2007-07-15 08:49:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋