...before long they meet a little old man. The son says, "Dad how about him?" "No" says the father "there's not enough meat on him, we'll wait."
A little while later along comes a really fat woman. The son says, "hey Dad, how about her?" "No" replies the father, "we'd die of a heart attack if we ate her, we'll wait."
An hour later an absolutely gorgeous woman walks by. The son says, "there's nothing wrong with this one dad, we'll eat her."
"No we won't," replies the father, "Why not?" asks his son crossly. " Because" says the father, "we're going to take her home and eat your mother!"
2007-07-13
22:46:55
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