...before long they meet a little old man. The son says, "Dad how about him?" "No" says the father "there's not enough meat on him, we'll wait."
A little while later along comes a really fat woman. The son says, "hey Dad, how about her?" "No" replies the father, "we'd die of a heart attack if we ate her, we'll wait."
An hour later an absolutely gorgeous woman walks by. The son says, "there's nothing wrong with this one dad, we'll eat her."
"No we won't," replies the father, "Why not?" asks his son crossly. " Because" says the father, "we're going to take her home and eat your mother!"
2007-07-13 22:46:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey Jamino...I don't know where the hell I got the orange badge from but I wouldn't have been able to get it if it were not for you and my other good friends on Y!A!!! :-) Thank you but I'm not saying goodbye as yet!! :-P Trust me you should be the one getting the orangey badge in the jokes section for making people laugh; keep up the good job and in no time you'll get your own badge; well you should or else I'll put up a protest!! lol! :-)
Thank you thank you thank you and please don't be jealous 'cause I'll feel bad!! :-(
See you! :-)
2007-07-14 05:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by KT_(Kritty) 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-14 05:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not bad that mate, how about....
Myra Hindley is walking across the dark foggy moors with one of the kids who won't stop crying. "What the bloody hells is the matter with you" says Myra? "It's just dark and very spooky Mrs Hindley, and I'm scared".....Myra replies "I don't know what your so bloody afraid of, I've got to walk back on my own".........Old ones are the best
2007-07-14 05:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by Enoch Returns 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Did you think of this joke? Is a good one! Post another one!:)
2007-07-14 05:52:26 · answer #4 · answered by ~*Nasko*~ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha Brilliant Pinhead.!!!
Funny so 10/10 man.!!!
Keep the looker ha ha.!!!
2007-07-14 10:31:59 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-15 12:01:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was side-splitting! A star for you!!!
2007-07-16 04:04:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not eat them both, or let them eat each other?
2007-07-14 05:50:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha, loved it, had a good chuckle at that one.
2007-07-14 06:38:34 · answer #9 · answered by smila 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha woah poor mother:'(
:)))
2007-07-14 05:59:09 · answer #10 · answered by Luna. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋