Currently the names of the months are those of pagan gods:
January - Janus, two-faced god
February - Febrous, god of de-fibrillators
March - Mars, god of war
April - Avril, goddess of helium and paper airplanes
May - Maia, goddess of fertility
June - Juno, goddess of I forget
July - Julius, god of the back-stab
August - Augusta, son of the god Julius
September - Septima, god of sevens
October - Octo, goddess of eights
November - Nova, god of exploding stars
December - Decius, god of Boxing Day sales.
Were I christian I might ask that they be renamed.
Do you think the names of the twelve disciples would be a good choice?
2007-07-12
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