Here's your chance to get some agression out. Spit fire and get personal, whoever can manage to offend me the most will get the 'best' answer! So what do ya say to that, PUNK?
2007-07-12 04:34:00 · 43 answers · asked by Bart 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Oh My God, I want to kick my own a** for actually reading some of these pathetic insults... "you are a poo-poo head", what are you a 1st grader? To the ones who cannot come up with 1/2 of a good insult.... you shouldn't be around because you certainly cannot defend your own selves... your mothers should have swallowed!
Edit - I didn't feel the need to insult you because I thought the request was hilarious... you certainly brought out some pretty big losers on here! Congrats!
2007-07-12 04:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by deanie1962 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You asked for it ....................
..........You under-pant wearing, soap using, knuckle dragging fut-wit !!!! Its people like you that are the scourge of the earth !!! Your nothing but a tree hugging, hippy loving pile of ball spit. If you were on fire I would pee the other direction. You are a disgrace to your species. I've coughed up green goo that I would rather be associated with.
(Damn this feel good !!!!)
"Oh look at me ! I'm BART I'm on level one and I have a boring aviator, Oh extended warranties are a good idea! Oh I will buy thing from shops instead of on-line and happily pay the extra! Oh I think that 'The Simpsons are unfunny!' 'Oh I think that they should stop Dr Who and put on more sport!' Oh I've just wet my pants - Aagain"
(Oh, feel that tension lift !!!!)
You are worst than a train spotter! May you be struck down and spent eternity in the fire pits of Hades having you sensitive parts roasted over hot coals!
Cheers mate! I feel so much better for that.
2007-07-12 04:59:00 · answer #2 · answered by David 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Typically I would go into a battle of wits and explain how your mind is much like play doe, something that is child like and most grown ups would have left behind long ago or got lost in the carpet and cleaned up.
But i am not going to get in a battle of wits because i hate fighting unarmed people. its just not right.
2007-07-12 05:57:57 · answer #3 · answered by hormoth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I offer Monty Pythons "Insult a Foreigner" winner;
Dirty,Greasy Belgium Bastards. No offence intended to any of my Belgian friends.
2007-07-12 04:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by michael e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When arguing with someone just say to them "your breath stinks!!!". There is just no comeback to that. The person feels like **** and its paranoid for a while after that too, even days after.
2007-07-12 04:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by Stuart C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a lamentably gruesome menace and a maniacal, sheep-molesting leaking carbuncle on the posterior of a Beauty Queen.
2007-07-12 04:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by iguana5 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You're an intellectual pigmy with the social grace of a pubic louse with AIDS and the body odour of a cesspit. Why don't you go back toyour usual afternoon routine of tonguing your dead grandma's fetid c'unt whilst your dog buggers you, you paedophile's rentboy.
2007-07-12 04:52:04 · answer #7 · answered by top_violater 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Yer fascist!"
Is my personal favourite, not that offencive, unless you're a lefty-woolly-liberal-tofu-munching--yoghurt-weaving--Guardian- reader-hippie like myself (that is a tad over the top stereotype that many folks on here have me down as, but for a start, I hate tofu, I ain't a hippie, however, I do consider myself a liberal and a Guardian reader)!
2007-07-12 04:49:02 · answer #8 · answered by Spawnee 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YOUR MUM!! It is the ultimate response to anything...
-Your hair looks like ****... so does YOUR MUMS!
- What is that funky smell? YOUR MUM
- Why did you dump that hot girl?? YOUR MUM
- Dude, where were you last night? doing YOUR MUM!
You get the gist.
2007-07-12 05:53:46 · answer #9 · answered by n i k k i 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why insults? to get aggression out try some deep breathing and counting. look around an appreciate the beauty of creation, then smile!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-12 05:20:37 · answer #10 · answered by auntdscronies 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋