All categories - 5 July 2007

Am I gay? As above said, I just like to look at guys but I like girls personalities and the way they look also, would this be Bi?

2007-07-05 19:23:55 · 12 answers · asked by saitekkeyboards7 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I like all these guys and they say they like me......we go out they try to get to third base.....i wont let them.......they get mad.....they break up with me! I havent been able to find a nice decent guy to be my bf thru HS. Can anyone give me any advice or help me in anyway? Possibly a mail order boyfriend catalog? Jus kidding PLEAS HELP ME!!

2007-07-05 19:23:54 · 13 answers · asked by nicolas~cage~luver 2 in Singles & Dating

it's good anyways, but any other ways to use the cucumber would be helpful too.

2007-07-05 19:23:42 · 11 answers · asked by j.c. 3 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-07-05 19:23:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

The Wingman's Handbook

The wingman is arguably the noblest creature to ever step into a barroom. Who else, with cavalier disregard for his personal reputation, is so willing to throw himself upon the cruel mercies of a brazen man-hater, just so his buddy can hook up with a sorority girl with big gazongas? Who else, with just a hint of a grimace, will selflessly dirty dance with a creature so hideous that no amount of hard liquor will wash the stain from his memory? Who else, especially if he’s loaded to the gills, will stand in the deepest depths of hell just so a pal can climb up his back into hook-up heaven? Whose sterling motto is, “You are going to so owe me, dude.”?

None else but the wingman, the King Leonidas of the saloon.

What a Wingman Does:

And just as that brave (some say suicidally insane) Spartan king and his hundred warriors laid down their lives against a hundred thousand Persians, so will the wingman, with the right amount of prodding, recklessly lunge into battle against foes twice his size and half his intellect, fully knowing there is no way in hell that the night will end well.

It usually goes down like this:

A male (the flight leader) spots an attractive female (the bombing target) across the bar. But alas, she is not alone. She is paired with a tragically less attractive friend (the cock blocker). And they seem quite close, so close that the BT is unlikely to abandon her CB for a guy she just met. The FL knows he’ll never be able to successfully complete his bombing run without proper air cover, and this is where the wingman comes into play. The wingman will engage the CB and pin her down long enough for the FL to finish his run, and hopefully bomb his target back to his bedroom. Of course, there’s much more to the task than distracting the CB while the FL makes his move. Wingman skills have been honed and passed down since someone decided women should be allowed into bars. Strategies have evolved and tactics have been polished to the point that the wingman has become a super-specialized warrior in the eternal Battle of the Sexes. And like all specialists, they’ve developed their own lingo.

Wingman Jargon

Air superiority: When the flight team has established a comfortable conversation with the BT and CB.

BT bombing target: The hot chick.

Banzai shot: Much as kamikaze pilots were given a ceremonial shot of sake before being sealed in their cockpits, the flight leader should buy his wingman a shot prior to a mission.

Betty: An alliteration of Bombing Target.

Bogie: A friend of the BT that has not yet been identified as a CB.

CB (cock blocker): The hot girl’s troublesome friend and sworn enemy of the wingman. Also called a bandit.

Dogfight: Dancing with a CB.

FL (flight leader): also called the bombardier.

Flak: Snide remarks made by a CB in an attempt to drive the flight team from the skies.

Flying blind: When the wingman indulges in so much in-flight refuelling he jeopardizes the mission.

Getting pinged: Initial eye contact with a BT.

In-flight refuelling: When a wingman orders a flurry of shots to help him complete his mission.

Kamikaze mission: When the wingman is likely to end up in the clutches of the CB.

Landing gear: A wingman’s self-respect; if a FL asks his wingman to “leave his landing gear behind,” he’s preparing the wingman for a flak storm or kamikaze mission.

POW: Prisoner of a Warthog; to go home with a CB, the supreme sacrifice of a wingman.

Pig Alley: A play off of the Korean War’s infamous MIG Alley, this describes a BT swarming with CBs.

Shite leader: A would-be flight leader without the skills to complete the mission.

Shoot and scoot: An attempt to engage with more than one CB at a time.

Tail gunning: When the wingman disgracefully abandons his air cover duties and attempts his own bombing run on the BT.

Yank and bank: An attempt by the FL to maneuver the BT away from the wingman and CB for some one-on-one time.

2007-07-05 19:23:12 · 3 answers · asked by rdrnnr1972 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I am a young person and am still not grasping all the reasons to accept an athiestic view. I am intelligent for 14 but please explain. I am very well educated on Christianity and as well educated on athiestic views but am still stumbling to grasp the concept. Please help

2007-07-05 19:22:49 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i'm thinking 50 cents a week. that should be enough for them to buy their own groceries right?

2007-07-05 19:22:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

What do you think will happen in the playoffs?

my picks

~Quarterfinals~
SD over NY in 4
MIL over LA in 5
CLE over BOS in 5
ANA over DET in 4

~Semifinals~
SD over MIL in 6
ANA over CLE in 6

~World Series~
SD over ANA in 7

2007-07-05 19:22:34 · 5 answers · asked by Brendan 4 in Baseball

Ok i know this could be deemed weird but serious responces only How would one advertise an adult website for free? cuse i know its deffrent then advertising a reqular site any help would be nice or visit my site and help me make it look good.

2007-07-05 19:22:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Search Engine Optimization

It seems that women only want jerks these days.

2007-07-05 19:22:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I have adopted 2 kittens two days ago from the shelter. and they both are 4 months old. and they are playful and good, however i have noticed that one kitten bites the other one in the neck, now i don't know if this is being playful or if this is out of jealousy because sometimes the other kitten(that gets bitten) gets more attention by other people than the other one.now, when the kitten bites the other kitten in the neck, both of them don't hiss, or make a sound, however the kitten that gets bitten in the neck sometimes kicks the other kitten with it's legs when being bitten. can someone please tell me what is going on?

P.S. they are both males and are brothers, both 4 months old and not trouble makers.

2007-07-05 19:22:00 · 15 answers · asked by blooper 2 in Cats

I really am onsidering the Wicca religion, and I was raised as a catholic believer, i am not saying i dont believe in God, but, am unsure, I feel somewhat guilty for considering this, is it because i am young? or because i am meant to be a christian? I really would like a serious religious opinion and not a researched one. thank you

2007-07-05 19:21:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Cuz i need a job, and the only thing that seems possible to me right now is monster.com. unless you know if someone is hiring in fresno, ca?? then that would be super..

2007-07-05 19:21:34 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Careers & Employment

stupid but just so curious...

2007-07-05 19:21:27 · 21 answers · asked by faris j 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was walking home alone from a friends who lives a bock away and it was dark. I was afriad not because I didnt know my surroundings but just because. I've heard it said that people fear the unkown but yeah...

2007-07-05 19:20:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

i have dark lines under my eyes and my mom sais i grind my teeth at night and itch but that doesnt nescessarily mean that i have intestinal worms.... i usually eat alot but i dont gain weight nor loose weight.. because i excercise... other than that i feel normal.. is there a way of knowing if i have worms without going to the doctor?

2007-07-05 19:20:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

I am average looking, but I do not want to dance alone. I have done salsa before but never been to a ballroom before. any advise would be helpful.

2007-07-05 19:20:10 · 4 answers · asked by ahisha 2 in Singles & Dating

You look at other countries that we have emulated and they have been/are on the path of genocide and self destructive patterns that constantly reoccur. We put so much emphasis on the color of skin (something we invariably cannot change) and ridicule and waste time arguing over inherent differences that don't exist, and have never exclusively been proven to exist. We come up with ideologies that are false to make ourselves feel better about those differences and instead of judging individuals based on merit and character we again form biases based on ethnocentrism. We are bigoted, we suffer from superiority complexes, and we fail to utilize the time and funds we have to help those in need. Instead we buy the most expensive forms of utility we can afford disregarding our part to the environment and to our fellow man, and instead offer the blatant excuse of "it's my money I can do what I want to with it because this is America... : |

2007-07-05 19:20:04 · 6 answers · asked by stupidreplier1 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Is my TKD school odd (or rare) because it doesn't teach you to kick for the face/head during seld defense? I read a ton of responses about "high flashy kicks that are useless". If we are working on self defense drills and you kick high, you WILL get knocked over. All an instructor does is step forward or sometimes a nice hard jab and your probably going to end up on your a$s. If not, you are at least off balance enough that you have to go completely defensive for a second. Granted I could kick anyone six and a half feet tall in the face if they let me, but I haven't found any one yet. We are taught instead to try and take out a knee at least hammer the thigh. Just curious. Thanks for any responses!

2007-07-05 19:20:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Martial Arts

...is it punishment (if it is something bad), or is it just a law that has no meaning. What about karma?

I am asking because I don't see a lot of people that realize they have received what they put out there and they keep doing the same things over and over again. I am speaking of bad things.

Just wondering what others think.

2007-07-05 19:19:49 · 17 answers · asked by Jael 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-05 19:19:33 · 14 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-05 19:18:55 · 4 answers · asked by HUNGLIKEA2YROLD 2 in Other - Skin & Body

they always say its best if you plan your wedding early. well i am looking for a website i can customize everything dresses to tuxedos. cause i want a preview of what it will look like. i wanna know if it will look good. so if anyone knows a website i can go to too customize it. please let me know. thanks! and God Bless you!

2007-07-05 19:18:20 · 5 answers · asked by anna panda! 1 in Weddings

2007-07-05 19:18:14 · 15 answers · asked by Indresh R 1 in Marriage & Divorce

now that the US has taken a backseat and the Devil incarnate GW Bush has been leashed by the Democrats.... his lapdogs are now setting up new ways of tarnishing and reviving anti muslim sentiments...
one is that you have achieved by a nicely planned foiled set up of the airport bombing....with pics for all to see...
Two, you connect a particular country and then a profession where Indians excel to the bombing and give it wide publicity. and u kill two birds with one stroke....

Revive all enimities and cut out employment opportunities.....

2007-07-05 19:18:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce