My friends you could not have before. Ladies and Gentlemen I have an even newer Testament of the Book of Mormon to unveil. This was revealed to me by the Angel Respighi who had been guarding the writings of Rockford for over a thousand years here in Salt Lake City. These Platinum tablets contain the "Book of Rockford - An Even Newer Testament" by the Prophet Rockford.
These fine Platinum tablets have been written in reformed Spanglish and are encased in radioactive Kryptonite but due to the Superman that I am I'll translate them into the common language, return them to the Angel Respighi (Godson of Prophet Uther Pendragon), and will present them in a fine leather bound edition with gold leaf lined linen pages to my good friend, Prophet Gordon B. Hinckley, President and CEO of the LDS group.
2007-07-01
15:46:07
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